What is the dumbest way to die? - Do not become deceased this way.

[Breadbassket]

The stupidest one I know of is what happened to the Greek playwright Aeschylus. An eagle that had just caught a tortoise mistook his bald head for a shiny rock dropped the shelled creature on top of him and he died instantly. I will note that this story may be legendary.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Getting a heart attack and a stroke at the same time after logging in to Kiwi Farms and seeing you've got a non-halal (haram?) thread in the Prospering Grounds.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Liver failure from Tylenol because you didn't read the ingredients of various combination drugs. Or because you chose poorly for your attention-seeking OD.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Either overworking yourself or trying to impress others, leaning toward the latter.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation. There is no death more pathetic than being such a coomer than you tie a belt around your neck with a lemon in your mouth whilst watching porn than a strangle wank. People who commit suicide have a reason, those who die from drug and alcohol abuse have a tragic spiral that you can understand. Strangling yourself unintentionally to enjoy the ultimate self coom is without a doubt the dumbest way to die.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

Oxygen overdose

 

[Helium Bubble]

Liver failure from Tylenol because you didn't read the ingredients of various combination drugs. Or because you chose poorly for your attention-seeking OD.

I was doing my ER rotations in Cali when I get as in EMT class and there was a girl brought in who’d done that. Did one of those cry for help ‘suicide attempts’ where they eat four bottles of pills and then call their mom. Too bad she used Tylenol, ‘cause it barbecued her liver. Oops.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Dying as a result of non corrective plastic surgery. BBL, penis enlargement, tit job, tranny shit, lipo, it’s an avoidable and undignified way to go.