What is the dumbest way to commit suicide? - If Suicide itself wasn't dumb enough already.

[Alex Hogendorp]

Despite being tempted to do it over and over again. I still regard Suicide as one of the very worst conclusions of a person's life and I find it disturbing how people often get tempted into doing it despite appearing 'righteous' as first (an indication of the unrelenting grip of sin). To pray this isn't the conclusion to my life is an understatement because Suicide is such a wicked temptation. But I am wondering which method of suicide is the dumbest out of all of them.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Jerking off and choking yourself at the same time, the auto-erotic-Whatchya-call it.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Drinking cleaning chemicals isn't a surefire way and the aftermath will make you wish you had picked a more thorough choice.

 

[SailingtheSaltySeas]

Using buckshot instead of birdshot for shotgun mouthwash, that and not aiming for the soft pallet behind your hard pallet. You’ll look retarded and you’ll want to die even more!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Setting up an automated torture chamber to torture yourself to death, with your own tailor made nightmares.

If you mean generally, then probably shooting yourself. There was one dude who lived with like half his fucking head gone, I think he was on Oprah or something. The fear, agony, and disability of the irreversible aftermath seems unbearable.

 

[Catler]

Trying to overdose, aka attempting to an hero like a woman. That shit more often than not just ends up leaving you in a lot of pain being held in a psych ward while all the doctors judge you as some loser who literally can't do anything right.

Jerking off and choking yourself at the same time, the auto-erotic-Whatchya-call it.

That's not really dumb so much as painfully embarrassing for your family and funny to everyone else. "He died doing what he loved"

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Accidental jenkem overdose.

 

[Screamer_2]

A pretty dumb way would be trying to get trampled to death by ants.

 

[Canned Ham]

Becoming a tranny.

 

[Twinkletard]

alcohol poisoning by pouring everclear up your asshole

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

over an ipod

 

[Lithuophile]

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Staying perfectly still until you die

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Killing yourself with old age is pretty gay, tbh.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's hard to top Tumbles the Stairdragon.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Don't 41% on us my anime nigga
Always remember:
- meds
- doctor if in need

 

[Saint Agustin]

Grow up you fucking faggots and stop being a an attention whore. Nobody cares about your pathetic attempts.

Get a job, a hobby and a girlfriend and stop trying to be edgy.

 

[Vingle]

Not using the opportunity to try to take down or at least make life harder for evil corporations or politicians.

 

[Lithuophile]

Don't 41% on us my anime nigga
Always remember:
- meds
- doctor if in need

Don't listen to him

OP kill yourself

 

[AgendaPoster]

Don't listen to him

OP kill yourself

Don't listen to him
Don't kill yourself
You can (eventually) grow into normal person