What is the correct way to cut a sandwich

[Soggy Floppa]

?

 

[Meat Target]

With one chop from a meat cleaver.

 

[stares at error messages]

into two rectangles

 

[Uncle Phil]

Sub sandwiches should be cut in half Subway style but regular two-slices of bread sandwiches don't need to be cut.

Grilled cheese irons are pretty nice for making two sealed triangular pockets but it's a ridiculous appliance to own for such a specific function.