What is the best pussy repellent? - Too much sex, can't handle it!

[Penis Drager]

I tried getting a low tier degree in STEM. I tried not showering/shaving. I haven't brushed my teeth in like a year. I even openly discuss the fact that the gender wage gap is likely genetic! But still I've got more pussy than I can handle!
Should I download minecraft or something?

 

[naught sock account 1]

2hu lore..

 

[The Lawgiver]

Make a medallion of your fan kitbash character out of Crayola Model magic (tm) and wear it around your neck

You fool! No! That's how to ATTRACT Pussy. History has shown that the most unloyal pussy out there fucking flocks to that nonsense.
Show of force usually works, though some women are into that. In that case, firearms can be used as a last resort. You will go to jail for that, though.

 

[Vingle]

Pussies doesn't like citrusy smells at least, squirt some lemon on yourself and on it.

 

[RussianParasite]

You fool! No! That's how to ATTRACT Pussy. History has shown that the most unloyal pussy out there fucking flocks to that nonsense.
Show of force usually works, though some women are into that. In that case, firearms can be used as a last resort. You will go to jail for that, though.

This is the real solution: go to prison so the pussy can no longer reach you.