What is the best pizza chain in the U.S.?

[Crocodylus Acutus]

My patrician taste compels me to say Little Caesars. Pizza Pizza.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Jets

 

[dick brain]

None. Chains are dogshit. Just open Google maps and look for Italian names.

Edit: okay fine, MapQuest, whatever

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Jets

You just sporadically wake up and decide you need to traumatize us with even more esoteric profile pics, don't you bargain?

Spoiler

Pizza Hut, when they aren't run by dog-like prices and actually hire competent staff over the age of 12

 

[Anti Snigger]

My semi-local joint

 

[eatler]

Little Cesars pretzel pizza and stuffed crusts are really good

Another’s jets BLT pizza even though it apparently causes trauma to the people who make it from what I learned.

 

[David Brown]

Papa John's.

 

[eatler]

Papa John's.

 

[Mr Hooper]

Dominos always makes me puke in the morning.
That being said I fucking love a pie and wings. Future me be damned I'll get over it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Long John Silver's

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Little Caesar's, stuffed crust FTW

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's Chuck E Cheese where a kid can be a kid.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

How the fuck were Little Caesars, Domino's, Jets & Hungry Howie's all started within a few miles of each other?

Maybe they took they assembly line process and said "fuck it, try that shit with pizza yo."

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

How the fuck were Little Caesars, Domino's, Jets & Hungry Howie's all started within a few miles of each other?

God works in mysterious ways friend. Just be glad he sent down the holy pizza spirit to bless us with more opportunities of stuffing our faces with glorious, greasy pizza pies.

 

[SandyCat]

Sandy's Pizza and Subs

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Sandy's Pizza and Subs

I don't want to know where those subs have been.

 

[WearerOfHelmets]

Hear me out, Pizza Hut but only if they start serving beer again.

 

[DankSmoker]

Hear me out, Pizza Hut but only if they start serving beer again.

Pizza Hut with beer and sitdown pacman just sounds wonderful, I wish I could've had that experience.

 

[Gargamel]

Pizza chains are all garbage, except Sbarro, which is okay pizza but grossly overpriced. You only really see them in captive markets though, like malls or service plazas.

If you want good pizza, go find a mom and pop joint. Be prepared to try all of them in your area before you find one that isn't shit, though. The ones run by Italians are usually the best bet.

 

[Secret Boots]

Round Table Pizza tastes like heaven.