What is most absurd name a person can have?

[Breadbassket]

Asking for a friend.

 

[pivo]

There was an Indian kid I went to middle school with named Shidage (Pronounced Shit-Age)

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I knew a kid at school who had the massively unfortunate last name of Butts. My ex-husband and I knew a guy whose last name was Frauendienst (servicer of women) . We were both like lol, how the fuck did that name get created?

 

[Rozzy]

@SandyCat because how much more absurd can a name be?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Dave

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Either Dah, or Takkar. Take your pick. Still better names than Alloy, though. All of those are still better than Vaas (Montenegro is a pretty badass last name, though, and there probably are a few out there with that family name). If you say Vaas even a few times, it sounds like a noise. Maybe he made it up, though, 'cos he's a nutter.

@Poppavalyim Andropoff Everyone knows a Dave: Hit Girl, Del Boy, Trigger (etc.), my Uncle Ian... His mate, Dave croaked of some lung cancer shit, or something, a few years ago, 'cos my uncle quit smoking ages ago, and he didn't. He was a miserable old moron.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Joshua Conner Moon

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Moon Unit Zappa comes to mind.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Moon Unit Zappa comes to mind.

Falcon. I guess middle names count... don't they? Or did Robert Scott call himself that, 'cos he was cool/eccentric/a dickhead?

...Bollocks. I should've edited my previous comment. Oh, well.

 

[Punished Benis]