What if? - Escaping Earth Edition

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Imagine that you wake up tomorrow morning, wherever you are, and everyone who was able and had the opportunity took a spaceship off this planet. We won’t get into the knitty gritty of the plan (were they in hibernation, or colonizing another planet in our solar system, somehow?), but if the people with the means left this planet, what would you do/what do you think would happen?

 

[The Pink Panther]

I would drive over to OP's house and rape him in the ass for making a shitty thread like this.

 

[Blue_Snow]

I would drive over to OP's house and rape him in the ass for making a shitty thread like this.

I'll take a shit in his mouth while you're raping him

 

[Fascist Frederick]

TFW you want to get in on the rape but the ass and mouth are already occupied.

 

[DoongDiing4545]

TFW you want to get in on the rape but the ass and mouth are already occupied.

Grab a knife and make your own hole

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Grab a knife and make your own hole

Hey now, I'm a rapist, not a monster.