Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

What if Chris bought a gun?

He'd set it off in the bathroom to test it, where the bullet would ricochet and hit him in the arm.

That wouldn't stop him from going into Gamestop and blasting someone in the stomach though.

 

[Betachu]

What if Barb got captured by poachers?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Barb got captured by poachers?

No one would cry or post hashtags when they kill her for her bile/as a trophy.

 

[Betachu]

No one would cry or post hashtags when they kill her for her bile/as a trophy.

What if Chris created some kind of Blarms-like campaign to rescue/avenge her?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris created some kind of Blarms-like campaign to rescue/avenge her?

No one would give a fuck as that sort of thing only works for aesthetically pleasing people (see Maddie McCann vs. Shannon Matthews)

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got slight amnesia and thought it was 2004?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an owl?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was an owl?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris accidently got some drunk woman pregnant ...
10 years ago?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris accidently got some drunk woman pregnant ...
10 years ago?

He would still be bragging about it to this day.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Chris accidently got some drunk woman pregnant ...
10 years ago?

We might know the illustrious Crystal Weston Chandler.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was european?

 

[Betachu]

What if Sonichu was secretly female inside Chris's fantasy world?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was european?

Sonic's arms are not blue!
Les bras de Sonic ne sont pas bleus!
Los brazos de Sonic no son azules!
Els braços de Sonic no són blaus!
Os brazos de Sonic non son azuis!
Sonic besoetan ez dira urdinak!
Sonic Bracchia non blue!
Sonic Arme sind nicht blau!
Le braccia di Sonic non sono blu!
Sonic Ruke nisu plave!
Paže Sonic to nejsou modré!
Sonic arme ikke er blå!
Sonic armen zijn niet blauw!
Sonic brakoj ne blua!
Sonic käte ei ole sinine!
Sonic kädet eivät ole sininen!
Sonic იარაღიარარისლურჯი!
Όπλα Sonic δεν είναι μπλε !
Sonic karjai nem kék!
Vopn Sonic eru ekki blár!
Sonic armar är inte blått!
Nach bhfuil airm Sonic ar gorm!
Sonic s rokas nav zils!
Sonic rankos yra ne mėlyna!
Оружје Sonic не се сини!
Armi Sonic mhumiex blu!
Paže Sonic to nie sú modré!
Sonic armer er ikke blå!
Ramiona Sonic nie są niebieskie!
Os braços de Sonic não são azuis!
Roke Sonic, niso modri!
Brațele Sonic nu sunt albastre!
Руки Sonic не являются синий !
Соницху је руке нису плаво!
Ръцете Sonic не са сини!
Руки Sonic не є синій!
Armëve Sonic nuk janë blu!
Sonic silah mavi deyil!
Sonic կողմից սանձազերծված սպառազինությունների չեն կապույտ!
Sonic silah mavi değil!
Nid yw breichiau Sonic yw glas!

 

[YI 457]

things

¡Los brazos de Sonichu no son azules!

You're welcome.

 

[Barley]

Sonichu

¡Los brazos de Sonichu no son azules!

You're welcome.

ソニチュウの腕は青ではありません！！

 

[Apocalypso]

ソニチュウの腕は青ではありません！！

同意する.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a mascot at Legoland?

 

[Betachu]

What if Sonichu's arms were blue?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became a mascot at Legoland?

Ditto.

@DanteOblong

What if Sonichu's arms were blue?

Corrected my own mistake. Thanks.