Containment What If?

[Betachu]

What if Chris grew a mustache?

Spoiler

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if a mad scientist took DNA from Chris, ADF, Len Shaner, Anthony LoGatto, Nick Bate, Brianna Wu, Pixyteri, Deeker, idislikecispeople, Stray Sheep/Kayla, Springtrapp, and Marijan, and used it to create the ultimate lolcow?
Alternatively, what if all of the above people moved into 14 Branchland Court with Chris and Barb?
What if they all went to prison together?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris brought back different generations of himself including baby, child, teen, and mid 20s adult, to help him with his love quest and his blarms protest?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if a mad scientist took DNA from Chris, ADF, Len Shaner, Anthony LoGatto, Nick Bate, Brianna Wu, Pixyteri, Deeker, idislikecispeople, Stray Sheep/Kayla, Springtrapp, and Marijan, and used it to create the ultimate lolcow?
Alternatively, what if all of the above people moved into 14 Branchland Court with Chris and Barb?
What if they all went to prison together?

Now that would make a great sitcom.

What if Chris grew a mustache?

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nB5FTZkfXDs

There'd be.....things living in it.

What if Chris brought back different generations of himself including baby, child, teen, and mid 20s adult, to help him with his love quest and his blarms protest?

Wouldn't help. They'd all get arrested and put in jail.

Instead of being the adult with the mind of a spoiled child, what if Chris was a child with the mind of a mature adult?

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris was in the foreign exchange program?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was Deadpool?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Deadpool?

He'd be Shitpool.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was Deadpool?

He would have to be the one wearing the brown trousers.

 

[Somar]

What if all of Chris's past sweethearts and gal pals were part of the jury of his next court date?

 

[AnOminous]

What if all of Chris's past sweethearts and gal pals were part of the jury of his next court date?

He'd get a lethal injection in an electric chair sitting in a gas chamber.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris broke a mirror and all his tiny reflections came to life as Mini-Christians and tortured him?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got his tongue stuck to a pole?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris got his tongue stuck to a pole?

He'd be acting like Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber rather than just looking like him.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris invented something important like a flying car or something but refused to share it with people?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris invented something important like a flying car or something but refused to share it with people?

@Marvin would become very rich once Chris passed on/got kicked out.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

what if Chris was in the foreign exchange program?

He'd spread negative stereotypes of Americans all over the planet.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris's house got so disgusting it created a new species?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris's house got so disgusting it created a new species?

It already has. Chandlerum dumbasserus

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris discovered a dungeon full of treasure and stuff underneath his house?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris discovered a dungeon full of treasure and stuff underneath his house?

He'd complain that it wasn't Lego or a harem of sweethearts from the Ground-Up