Containment What If?

[sparklemilhouse]

What if that high school reunion Chris was trying to plan with that girl on Facebook (2 years ago?) really happened this summer?

(People finding the Megan drawing and Chris sending that Lego school video to everybody killed that right?)

 

[Somar]

what if Chris became a summer camp counselor?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got sucked into the Archie Sonic world right in-front of Sonic?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris got sucked into the Archie Sonic world right in-front of Sonic?

He would cease to exist when it turned out to be the Ken Penders version and all characters from that version got written out after Ken sued.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was an anon?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was an anon?

We'd know it's him due to him white knighting himself and his terrible grammar.
What if Chris remained a mute untill High School?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris remained a mute untill High School?

He'd treasure it even more.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a country singer?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a country singer?

He'd do what he always does and just sing over better country songs about his love quest.
What if Chris faked his death and changed his identity?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris faked his death and changed his identity?

"Y'llo RIGHT and BRIGHT peoplez. I am.... uhmm.... y'all don't need to know mah name. Ya seee, dere waz dis guy.... Christian Weston Chandler.. he um... got bullied by some damn dirty trolls and... they all need to go ta hell!!!! I am not Chris... I am a loving boyfriend-free girl who wants to spread the TRUTH about him.... dat is all...."

What if Chris met a person with candy and got into his van?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris met a person with candy and got into his van?

What if Chris met Douchey McNitpick?

Spoiler

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris met Douchey McNitpick?

Chris would try to mace him but his nitpicks would shield him.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a minion?

Spoiler

 

[BurgerKing]

What if Chris was a minion?

Spoiler

Today, that question is answered.

Spoiler

Its fucking horrible, but this is just a draft (made in like 5 min) of what could be that terrible.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Charb hosted a foreign exchange student?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris recieved a phone call from Sonichu, telling him that he and Risey had been kidnapped and were held hostage by the PVCC?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris recieved a phone call from Sonichu, telling him that he and Risey had been kidnapped and were held hostage by the PVCC?

He'd head over there and defeat the evil Mary Lee Walsh and rescue his beloved children ..... Is what would have happened if Chris was a responsible adult. Instead he would just geek out over the fact that Sonichu is real and just make a billion facebook posts about it instead of rescuing him.
What if Chris became America's most wanted fugitive?

 

[MasterDisaster]

What if Chris became America's most wanted fugitive?

He would be found and arrested in no time given that even if he does leave his house he's banned from most of the places he'd try hiding.

What if Chris knew why kids love the great taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris became America's most wanted fugitive?

Jerkop: "Ian Brandon Anderson! You're under arrest! Come out and no Sonichus get hurt!"
Chris: "MY! AM! NOT! IAN! BRANANAN! SOMETHING!!!"

 

[Morbid Boredom]

[QUOTE="Somari1996, post: 865753, member: 6125]What if Chris became America's most wanted fugitive?[/QUOTE]
He isn't?