Containment What If?

[Betachu]

What if Chris hijacked a broadcast and forcefully made his own TV show?

 

[Le Bateleur]

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got summoned to another planet ala John Carter?

 

[Mollybdenum]

What if Chris hijacked a broadcast and forcefully made his own TV show?

Google; the Merrill Howard Kalin Show.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris hijacked a broadcast and forcefully made his own TV show?

It would quite possibly be the most hilarious show to ever be released.

But not for the reasons Chris wants it to be...

 

[Betachu]

What if Snyder bought a mall right in front of Chris's house?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Snyder bought a mall right in front of Chris's house?

That would be fucking awful business acumen as Chris lives in the middle of nowhere.

Although, if the gambit does pay off, there could be some decent gentrification in the area, leading to Chris and Barb making a tidy profit on their crapshack once the Neighbourhood Association forces them out.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris did actual good art that he never shows, and that the Sonichu product is intentional suck?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris did actual good art that he never shows, and that the Sonichu product is intentional suck?

It would later turn out he hired someone else to make that (the good art).

What if Bob was still alive and the sole survivor of the fire?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Bob was still alive and the sole survivor of the fire

I think he will just chill in the greenhouse until the house is rebuilt, probably hassle the construction workers at times with the occasional racial slur.
What if Chris was one of those people that played basketball with other schmucks in their 20s/30s down at the Y?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got a job at a place Snyder owned following the Game place's closing?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris got a job at a place Snyder owned following the Game place's closing?

It would be a sign that his sight and hearing are failing him in his old age.
What if there was a thing where Chris and all of his enemies, (save for BlueSpike) came face to face and they did something similar to the Fingerpoke of Doom and they were all in on it together just to fucking mess with us?

 

[Betachu]

What if there was a thing where Chris and all of his enemies, (save for BlueSpike) came face to face and they did something similar to the Fingerpoke of Doom and they were all in on it together just to fucking mess with us?

Chris would attempt to give credit to himself but someone will kill him.

 

[Apocalypso]

What of Mike Snyder made 14BC into the new GAMe PLACe?

 

[Betachu]

What of Mike Snyder made 14BC into the new GAMe PLACe?

Snyder sacrifices himself to save us all from the evil forces of Chrisitian. Sadly, despite all he's done, his (Chris's) limit isn't up yet.

What if present-Chris got replaced by a pre-trolling Chris?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if present-Chris got replaced by a pre-trolling Chris?

What the difference? PT-Chris would become P-Chris inevitably.

What if Chris was a dwarf planet?

 

[ON 190]

What if Chris asked "What if there was a forum that asked 'What ifs' about me?"

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris asked "What if there was a forum that asked 'What ifs' about me?"

For once, his wish is granted.

What if Chris took up fencing?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris got electroshock of the old school One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest kind and it made him completely normal?

 

[Barley]

What if Chris got electroshock of the old school One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest kind and it made him completely normal?

He would do something and it wouldn't involve shitting himself.

What if Chris was asked to voice a character in the Sonic Boom cartoon?