Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb was possessed by a demon?

 

[Betachu]

What if Barb was possessed by a demon?

The hoard would make it impossible for said demon to do anything. At best, it could throw the cats at stuff...

 

[QE 757]

What if Chris died and met Patti-Chan , Adolf Hitler , and the murdered guitarist Euronymous from the Norwegian band Mayhem , in hell ?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris died and met Patti-Chan , Adolf Hitler , and the murdered guitarist Euronymous from the Norwegian band Mayhem , in hell ?

They'd kill him again and he'd go to super-hell.

What if Chris got hit on the head and realized everything wrong with himself and Sonichu?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got hit the head and realized everything wrong with himself and Sonichu?

Barb would hit him again, reverting him back to normal.

 

[Betachu]

Barb would hit him again, reverting him back to normal.

..but what if she didn't!!!???

 

[Apocalypso]

..but what if she didn't!!!???

She'd shit on him instead. The smell would be so foul that it'd snap Chris out of it.

 

[Betachu]

She'd shit on him instead. The smell would be so foul that it'd snap Chris out of it.

And then he'd do nothing.

 

[Apocalypso]

That's already happened.

Sorry I don't recall that incident.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was the elf in Elf Bowling the movie? (You know, the one with that deus ex machina orb?)

 

[Somar]

What if Chris ran away from home as a kid?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris ran away from home as a kid?

He would become a better person and eventually invent a portal to our world and meet Chris (who would try to kill him with Sonichu).

 

[jacobsonic]

What if Chris became a dictator?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a dictator?

He'd ordered his troops to kidnap trolls and send them to concentration camps

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris became a dictator?

He already is, read Sonichu and tell me he's a nice guy.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a king?

 

[c-no]

What if Chris became a king?

It'd be the same as running CWCkville.

What if Chris was a monotheistic god?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris became a nazi and used the Hitler medallion to transform into Chris-Chan Fegelchu?

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

What if Clyde Cash was actually a loser as a kid and the entire Chris Chan thing is a massive hoax to make himself look good?

 

[Betachu]

What if Clyde Cash was actually a loser as a kid and the entire Chris Chan thing is a massive hoax to make himself look good?

Blue Spike would be proud.

What if Chris became the governor of Virginia?