Containment What If?

[pickleniggo]

Imagine a totally healthy person getting THAT blood. That makes me cringe a little. I wonder if the lucky winner started having urges to CURSE YE HA ME HA people.

 

[GuyMontag21]

ha.

for a second I thought you wrote "Goodfellas"

 

[Taurine]

What if CWCVille was a real city somewhere in Virginia? Chris is the mayor and all of the characters that lived in CWCVille were real too.

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

like this

Spoiler

all hail world emperor chris!!

 

[Plissken]

He would probably have the shortest term as mayor ever recorded. The guy would punt his true duties as mayor and play vidya or "hunt down the trolls", even though the trolls have done nothing against the law, but then again, when has the law ever concerned Chris? I put "hunt down the trolls" in quotes by the way, because he wouldnt do it himself, if Sonichu existed, he would have him hunt down the trolls, it would be too much stress for chris to do it himself. Chris would just sit on his fat ass playing vidya or eating q-sands all day, or occasionally go somewhere since by this train of logic, barb wouldnt be able to control him anymore. What makes you think that Chris would change anything in his routine even if sonichu existed? People with autism hate changes to routine, and do everything they can to adhere to the routine.

But if you want an idea of what it would be like if Chris was like how he is in the comics and not a lazy manchild, I suggest you read that story that Vivitheg wrote, "A girl that brought down the world" or something like that.

 

[exball]

ha.

for a second I thought you wrote "Goodfellas"

That would make Sonichu far more interesting.

Chris/Cole's would finally begin to show some improvement resulting in the room being cleaned, shit being thrown out and a new wardrobe. On the other hand Cole/Chris's life would begin a fast downward spiral resulting in Cole's house resembling 14 BC.

 

[Plissken]

Errmmm, Have you been watching Face Off much? (Nick cage movie)

 

[exball]

Trains are a less pathetic obsession than Sonic recolors tbh.

This. You have to put alot of effort and time into building a decent train layout. Most sonic recolors look like they took five minutes to make.

That's exactly how long Chris would spend on his train layouts, I have never heard of Chris putting much effort into anything throughout christory.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Errmmm, Have you been watching Face Off much? (Nick cage movie)

I watched it once many years ago, but I didn't think about it when I envisioned this Cole/Chris brainswitch scenario. I just thought it would be lulzy.

 

[Bugaboo]

Pikazilla and his best friends RodanChu and Anguiku

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

Pikazilla and his best friends RodanChu and Anguiku

oh god why?

 

[Bugaboo]

Pikazilla and his best friends RodanChu and Anguiku

oh god why?

The world needed it

 

[Henry Bemis]

Barb, none the wiser, would be very confused as to why her adult autistic child has become so interested in his half-brother's paternity.

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

The world needed it

twas a social experiment

 

[HexBawxUno]

The city would have gone bankrupt maintaining the soup hotels and paying the salaries of the electric hedgehogs. It has no industry to support it - I doubt CWC Cola is sold outside of CWCVille, and tourism must be non-existent.

The residents of the soup hotels then rise up and overthrow Chris (remember, he's supposed to be mayor for life - he can't just be voted out).

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

CWCville would probably be very similar to the town in "children of the corn"

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

What if CWCVille was a real city somewhere in Virginia? Chris is the mayor and all of the characters that lived in CWCVille were real too.

Then I'd go there and set up my own Mafia crew. Protection money from all the soup kitchens, the Glade Plug-In factory, etc.

And if anyone has a problem with that, there's a lot of nice empty places just outside of town to make holes.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Re: What If CWC was prescribed Concerta or some other stimul

Wouldn't he be suspicious of any sort of psych drug at this point? He was prescribed Paxil, and then its generic version, paroxetine, for what he thought was "stress" -- my theory is that his doctor correctly spotted signs of depression, which is Paxil's major indication. But he thinks it was prescribed to control "stress," and here he is much later on still suffering (depression and) "stress" -- I think his newfound paranoia might tend to make him skeptical of any pill for any ailment.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Re: What If CWC was prescribed Concerta or some other stimul

I think he knows his meds are good for him. DA STRESS almost killed him the one time he went off them.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Cole would wake up spooning with Barb and die of horror.