Containment What If?

[Randy Lahey]

What if Chris was from Oklahoma?

He’d be an Oklahomo.
What if Chris smoked a shit ton of crack?

 

[Kyria the Great]

What if Chris Chan's mind merged and fused with a historical leader who was also a Chris tier lolcow, Enver Hoxha? You know the Albanian leader who leader, "true and honest" communism and built almost half a million shitty forts in his fuckhole of country no one gives a toss about.

 

[CrystalHead]

What if Chris had Majin Buu's power to turn people into candy.

I'm thinking Mary Lee Welsh, Michael Snyder and The man in the Pickle Suit would defintely be targets. Although whether or not Chris would find a way to fuck it up is a good question.

And let's say in addition to the candy ability Chris also had an Evil verision of himself inside him that would be released by his anger getting to a breaking point. What event in his life would have made him snap and bring out Evil Chris

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Does Chris have a ps5 yet?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Does Chris have a ps5 yet?

As far as we know, no. Chris doesn't like being left behind in tech, like the rest of us all.

 

[The Masked Maniac]

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What if Yaniv, Chris and Drachenlord all shared a house?

All hell would break loose.

 

[Monolith]

What if Chris became an anticentrist?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Does Chris have a ps5 yet?

To the best of my knowledge, no.

Probably because Barb takes most of his tugboat and he's incapable of saving.

 

[Monolith]

What if Chris got a KFConsole?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What if Chris got a KFConsole?

So long as it's not a HEXBox he'll be fine.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if in accordance to Dimension Merge, the superior version of 14BC, probably without Barb or CWC, would replace the hoard house that sits there now?

 

[Coleslaw]

What if the prosecutor had decided to prosecute Chris and Barb based on their grand jury indictment?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

What if Bob Chandler was a made man ie in the mob?

 

[AnOminous]

What if the prosecutor had decided to prosecute Chris and Barb based on their grand jury indictment?

Umm. . .he did. And they both pled guilty and were convicted.

 

[Coleslaw]

Umm. . .he did. And they both pled guilty and were convicted.

What if they had pleaded not guilty and demanded a jury?

 

[AnOminous]

What if they had pleaded not guilty and demanded a jury?

They would have gone to prison.

 

[R00T]

They would have gone to prison.

What if Chris had gone to prison?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris had gone to prison?

He would have been raped and murdered there.

 

[Coleslaw]

They would have gone to prison.

What are women's prisons like?

 

[Broseph]

As far as we know, no. Chris doesn't like being left behind in tech, like the rest of us all.

On that note did Chris even play his PS4?
It's like he sunk another $500 into his debt mountain just so he could play LittleBiGPlanet and stream himself sucking at Uncharted and then he never touched his PS4 again.