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He'd make the Shrek series entertaining again.
What if Barb locked Chris under 14BC in a secret cellar for years and fathered children with him? 
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He'd make the Shrek series entertaining again.
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What if Barb locked Chris under 14BC in a secret cellar for years and fathered children with him?
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He'd take autistic videos of his cluttered swamp, causing his father to fear being evicted from the swamp by the Department of Wetlands Protection. He would release a bellowing video shouting THIS IS MY SWAMP! and demanding they be taken down. But since he was an ogre, they actually would.
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Chris: "Hello class. I am Christian Weston Chandler, Sonichu's creator and founder of this school. This is my class and nothing less! Any questions?"
Kid 1: "Um yeah, what's a Sonichu?"
Chris: "Excellent question. You see, Sonichus are a type of high functioning electric hedgehog Pokemon. They initially came from an incident where the Perfect Chaos Monster threw Sonic at a wild boy Pikachu-"
Kid 1: "How did throwing a mouse at a hedgehog make life exactly?"
Chris: "DAMN CHILD! IF YOU INTERRUPT MY CLASS ONE MORE TIME I WILL HAVE MY DEAD DOG AND LUMBERJACK COME AFTER YOU AND SEND YOU TO HELL WITH ALL THOSE DAMN DIRTY TROLLS.....Alright class, any more questions?"
Kid 2: "Why is this "public school" just what I assume is your house covered in books and crayon drawings?"
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GAME OVER
OK, Seriously, though - What If Chris were a critic of some kind - preferrably caroons/anime and/or movies? Id put comics/manga on here as an option, but Chris has shown he can't read that well...
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"Reviewer's Log, um, today. Sega just released another episode of Sonic Boom, or as it should be known as THE BLUE ARMED BANDIT SHOW. The episode itself was really boring, had some stupid jokes, lacked a plot and made fun of the victims of several huge tragedies and massacres, but why should I care. SONIC'S ARMS ARE STILL FREAKING BLUE!!!!"
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We'd get into a new saga involving Chris trying to exterminate a meme that came from the marathon.
What if Chris had to go back to high school and thought every time he entered the school he was sent back in time to his own high school years?
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As long as Sonic's arms aren't blue I'm sure Chris will be all over it.
What if Chris was a school bus driver?
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He'd probably buy the game 50 times. Also, thanks for the fan fic idea.
He'd get fired for NOT trying to take the kids to school but rather use the bus to run over Snyder again.
What if Chris managed to break out of jail?
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He would brag about it on facebook which would get the police to notice so they can come and bring him back to jail.
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Ideally the Telltale Game would be the epic origin story of his blue arms and how he had to sacrifice his beige arms in order to save an orphanage full of autistic children.
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The series would also explain why Tails and Amy have been demoted to personally-less plot devices, why Knuckles missed leg day and became some sort of god capable of messing with the very laws of space and time, why Eggman's a gay pilot now, why Shadow's now a parody of himself (and an unfunny one at that), why the entire planet has been reduced to a single island that reshapes itself every 11 minutes and why Sticks is the only likeable character in Boom.
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What if Chris built his own gynoid sweetheart from the ground-up, like Nathan in Ex Machina?
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Chris would use his god-tier doxxing skills to find him.
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Maybe Chris DID make a deal with the devil and Bob's planning on finally cutting Chris down soon.
What if Chris was sent to a world where he was never born and didn't realize it until he tried getting into his house?