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Containment What If?
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- 20 de Mayo, 2014
They would go extinct faster on account of his
.What if Chris Stopped receiving his tugboat years ago and was actually being funded by a small community of trolls as payment for his online shenanigans?
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- 30 de Mayo, 2015
Wow, that would be... kinda nice of the trolls but I don't think Chris would be very happy about it.They would go extinct faster on account of his
What if Chris Stopped receiving his tugboat years ago and was actually being funded by a small community of trolls as payment for his online shenanigans?
If they lived in his same conditions during all these years, I suppose they'd be dead by now.
What if Chris woke up in a completely empty house, with no Barb, no electricity, no nothing and in a foreign country?
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
He'd shit himself and do nothing, and then sigh in God knows how many different languages there are in the world.
What if Chris was put into a microwave?
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- 29 de Mar, 2015
They would go extinct faster on account of his
...But during the Stone Age.
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What is Chris got 100% on Psychobilly Freakout on Guitar Hero II on Expert mode?
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
He would have used some kind of hacking tool to cheat, like Gameshark or Action Replay.
What if Chris was gluten free?
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- 7 de Jun, 2015
"SOME DINOSUARS DO NOT HAVE FREAKING FEATHERS!!!"
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
He'd be a peta-phile! Ba-dm-tssssss!
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- 29 de Dic, 2014
So seeing as how Chris dream has always been to have a daughter, how would he deal with one if he actually got the (god forbid) change to have one? We have seen already how he would act as a house husband (wife?) and how little he knows about interaction with children (sans what he has seen in t.v). There's also the creepy fact that he hit on his younger cousin (even though it was just weens).
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
He might try to raise the baby as how he saw it on tv or think she might gain knowledge by watching tv than raising her himself.
Barb would probabbly do most of the work.
then angst on facebook on how being a lesbian mother is suffering
Barb would probabbly do most of the work.
then angst on facebook on how being a lesbian mother is suffering
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- 26 de Abr, 2014
If only we had a thread dedicated to this sort of question....
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- 30 de Dic, 2014
Chris with a child to raise would be like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
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- 27 de Dic, 2014
Weens would get that child taken into protective custody. It would be really easy. In fact, it would most definitely be in that child's best interest to be removed from 14 Branchland court. Regardless of how much CWC wants a child, the sad fact is that he's completely incapable of raising one.
He's also had a weird creepy pedo vibe about wanting a daughter, so on that alone I hope he never gets one.
He's also had a weird creepy pedo vibe about wanting a daughter, so on that alone I hope he never gets one.
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- 30 de Dic, 2014
On second thought, he would eat any child around him so he could attempt to absorb their nutrients and soul.