Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an astronaut?

 

[OBAMATRON]

What if Chris was an astronaut?

Dirty, crapped spacesuit.

If Chris could go back in time, would he try to become a woman?

 

[SOINCHU]

This has probably been asked before, but what if Chris was a furry?

Chris is a furry...sort of...in his own weird idiosyncratic autistic way. He's obviously obsessed with anthropomorphic hedgehogs and makes all kinds of NSFW drawings of them. I'm not sure if its because he's a traditional "furry" or if he just likes Sonic a shit load and also likes to draw porn and just combines the two in a weird autistic way.

Spoiler: Would a non-furry draw this?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

If Chris could go back in time, would he try to become a woman?

He'd try, but he'd accidentally go back too far and end up meeting Alexander Graham Bell on the day he invented the telephone. Chris being Chris, he'd end up destroying the invention through some profound act of stupidity. And then none of us would call anybody.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris brought the pepper spray to Impulse and he mistakes a small lover's quarrel between two nutcases for assault?

 

[Big Nasty]

What if Chris fucked fatties?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris brought the pepper spray to Impulse and he mistakes a small lover's quarrel between two for assault?

Think his current situation but with a bigger potential lawsuit against Chris, and a settlement from the store as they were just customers and not employees of the company where the event took place.

What if Chris grew up in a log cabin?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris fucked fatties?

Does his mass debating count?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris fucked fatties?

The next featured thread will be titled "Seacow on lolcow action: read below"

 

[GS 281]

He would try to act like he was a part of the crowd and get tranny trampled.

What if Chris went to a ping pong show?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was crushed under a pile of Barbage and came back as a ghost?

 

[OBAMATRON]

What if Chris was crushed under a pile of Barbage and came back as a ghost?

The ghosts of Christopher, Bob, and Patty would have a new companion.

 

[ahavayeshana]

What if Earth was being invaded by aliens and Chris was humanity's last hope.

...Then all hope is lost. Might as well start looting, doing drugs, and having a gigantic fuck fest while you still can.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris wasn't worthy?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris's birthday was every single day?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris was crushed under a pile of Barbage and came back as a ghost?

He'd sheet himself and do nothing.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris became one of the tranny hookers that hang out at Woodward and McNichols in Detroit?

 

[Randy Lahey]

What if Chris owned a submarine?

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

What if Chris put his flag on a Psi-moon?
What if Chris crash-landed on a planet with primitive single-cell lifeforms, then used tools to terraform the planet, and then created clones of himself (male and female) to populate the planet, and let the society develop for 600 years?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris bought a fat scooter and started riding around on that instead of walking?