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They'd find kinship in their respective mental illnesses and soiled trousers.
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They'd find kinship in their respective mental illnesses and soiled trousers.
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- 6 de Mayo, 2015
What if Chris shoved something up his ass that got lodged in and he couldn't get it out? AND had a massive diarrhea coming?
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- 3 de Nov, 2014
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- 13 de Mar, 2015
His name would be ahuviya.
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- 20 de Sep, 2014
Just wait a couple years and see for yourself.
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- 17 de Mayo, 2015
What if Chris got a reality TV show on Discovery?
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- 28 de Nov, 2014
Should have happened already. Seriously I'm not sure how it hasn't.
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- 17 de Mayo, 2015
The "Alaskan Bush People" are essentially lolcows. They named their homestead "Brown Town".
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- 22 de Ago, 2014
Define "fan"? The people who give a shit about this get more excited whenever Chris gets a little bit worse.
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- 5 de Mayo, 2014
Chris is way too obnoxious and difficult to have a reality show. Fascinating as he is, he'd still be unpleasant to work with, even by reality TV standards. The odds of him assaulting a cameraman or mouthing off to a producer would get higher with each passing week.
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- 13 de Mar, 2015
I would pay for a autistic Truman show.
But you can say that his life on the internet has Been a reality show
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris was red-skinned?
Everyone on the streets will be shouting out: "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
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- 28 de Nov, 2014
I think you're right in a sense. He would be hard to work with and I'm sure he'd freak out at some point. But there in lies the genius.
Most "reality" TV is highly staged, just without a script. The difference here is that really all they'd have to do is just give Chris something to do each day they tape an episode , no extra prodding or poking to get him to have some outrageous TV worthy stuff. If he bickers with the camera men I'm sure it'd just make for better 'drama'. Just send him on a trip or to a convention or something and film it, or going to try to get unbanned from a store etc.
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- 20 de Sep, 2014
What if Chris was an unsub on Criminal Minds?
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- 6 de Mayo, 2015
What if Chris formed his own Adeptus Astartes chapter?
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- 27 de Dic, 2014
They'd fight the Chaos Trolls.
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- 29 de Mar, 2015
What if Chris slept with a dakimakura?
