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He'd touch himself trying to give himself another un-clit and end his own life.
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Don't know if it's been already asked, but what if Chris was the actual mayor of Ruckersville? Or politician in general?
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He'd shit himself and do nothing because he'd be too lazy even to touch things for free gold.
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Chris would have offed himself as soon as it dawned on him that this would mean that he would never be able to play Vidya or DS again.
Barb’s weird habit of spooning with her grown son would have turned her into a 500 lb solid gold Snorlax.
Bob, finally free of the autistic ropes tying him down for all these years, would melt Barb into 1 ounce bars, and sell them.
The ol’ lumberjack would live to 102 and spend the remainder of his life cruising the Carribean in a yacht, hiring the finest Jazz performers, and getting epic amounts of pussy.
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Ruckersville doesn't have a mayor; it's unincorporated.
Chris running for office could actually be funny, especially because it would cause less online people to pay some attention to him, but there's too much paperwork and stuff for him to figure out on his own. Seeing some autist try to drag Chris through a presidential campaign (or congressional gubernatorial, etc) might be entertaining, though.
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Chris is too much of a pussy to own or handle a gun. If he had one, I reckon there’s a pretty good chance he managed to injure or shoot himself with it.
Like by playing with the gun at home, shooting at an imaginary Clyde Cash, but forgetting that the gun is loaded.
What if Chris’s dream of having an office job and a daughter named Crystal was actually a prophetic dream from God?
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- 12 de Sep, 2017
What if Chris made a porno with Russel Greer?
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He'd (Chris) would keep screaming "juuuullliiieee" throughout it.
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What if Chris and Bob started watching info wars before he trooned out?
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Then Sonichu would be at least 150% more interesting, especially the sub episode he’d make about Sonichu crashing the Bilderberg summit.
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- 7 de Oct, 2017
Then Sonichu would take BRAIN FORCE
(and become even more of a soy boy than before)
(and become even more of a soy boy than before)
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- 14 de Feb, 2015
What if Chris finally convinced Barb to clean the garbage In their House and get on an episode of Hoarders? 14 Branchland Court Is no doubt filthy, but there have been definitely been far worse shitholes from far more deranged hoarders and ill people that have been documented on that show. It wouldn't take too much of an effort to get the place habitable compared to a lot of houses in poorer districts of America.
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How would Chris fare if he was aboard the Titanic when it sank?
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- 12 de Jul, 2014
He'd probably try to get on the lifeboats, claiming to be a woman and be rejected.
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Oddly enough, that's historically accurate for a few of the men in steerage.
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- 6 de Abr, 2018
probably fine because he'll embrace it as the merge completing. Probably tries to calm people down by spounting "Don't worry every