Containment What If?

[Trombonista]

He'd ask her for makeup tips.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If the character looked almost identical to Sonichu...

But it couldn't, because Sonichu is just Sonic with ears and a tail. I think once the characters didn't look like Sonic recolors anymore Chris would just autism out and not recognize any of it.

You know what would be an amusing parody? A new comic that was completely original, except that it stole the real-life-based villains like the jerkops and ML Walsh. I wonder what Chris would think of that.

 

[random_pickle]

Seeing as how we have a thread on these pansies on the lolcow board, I thought it only fitting to see OPL jump on the oppressed bandwagon.

We would probably be seeing more "Die Troll Scum!" and "Check your privelage ya dang dirty homos!"

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Re: What if Chris had been adopted by hippie artists?

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Just replace "Ned" with "Chris."

 

[Targaryen]

I'm something of an SJ person myself (I hate the terms social justice.. just pompous sounding and like any culture it has some grim excesses.. but yeah).. and this is interesting to think about. He would pose quite a dilemma if he tried to be part of the community on tumblr. People would be initially kinder and give him more chances than in wider internet culture, certainly be reluctant to be too harsh to an autistic. He'd also find a sympathetic place for his tomgirl antics (Chris would be classed genderqueer) on the other level though pretty much everything else about him is totally antithetical to SJ culture. The homophobia, racism and misogyny. Just google anything about "nice guys" or "nice guys of ok cupid" all very Chris-like except he goes in for overt misandry and more subtle misogyny. I think he said something about "outlawing the friendzone" which would get him eaten alive in seconds on Tumblr.

I don't know, it would be fascinating to see how the community there responds to him. I feel conflicted enough about Chris myself, so goodness knows.

 

[Hyperion]

Chris is already a social justice warrior in his own, retarded way.

 

[Targaryen]

He's still less of a lolcow than present day Frank Miller.

 

[Trombonista]

Chris is already a social justice warrior in his own, retarded way.

He stands up for Electric Hedgehog Pokemon everywhere!

 

[Null]

What if Chris suddenly gained normal intelligence?

Lets say that tomorrow Chris wakes up and he's suddenly of average intelligence. What happens?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Re: What if Chris suddenly gained normal intelligence?

It's like asking what would happen if Son-Chu was replaced with a Lamborghini. He'd still just drive it to Sheetz and back.

 

[Hyperion]

Re: What if Chris had Bob's knowledge?

Chris would probably kill himself.

 

[CatParty]

Re: What if Chris had Bob's knowledge?

he'd understand australia

 

[butt in trouble]

What if the Chandlers had twins and gave up one for adoption and by sheer bad luck kept the autistic one. Let's say Chris's twin isn't autistic, fat or single. What would Chris do if he became aware of him?

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

If Chris was a SJW he'd have to speak in nothing but spergy neologisms, spend all day on the internet bitching about real or imagined prejudices without actually doing anything about them, and have a hostile attitude towards anyone who differs slightly from his narrow worldview.

 

[Henry Bemis]

If Chris was a SJW he'd have to speak in nothing but spergy neologisms, spend all day on the internet bitching about real or imagined prejudices without actually doing anything about them, and have a hostile attitude towards anyone who differs slightly from his narrow worldview.

It's like you're building toward a punchline along the lines of "Nothing will change."

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

They'd be no doubt about his adventures battling the trolls and we would have an actual Sonichu movie on our hands.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Tommy Wiseau if he were an obese crossdresser.

WHOA WHOA WHOA. No need to put down the skills of Tommy Wiseau. As for Chris the film maker...

1- Filmed on a PSEye.
2- VERY VERY VERY VERY poor romantic comedies. Makes Valentine's Day look like Dr. Strangelove.
3- He's the star. No negotiations.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

She'd see how much of a danger her home was and depending on the school system I believe that she'd be taken from the Chandler home and Barb would've been deemed as an unfit and mentally unstable parent.

 

[Trombonista]

Duh. Tell his Facebook friends to kill the bastard.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Barb (upon being asked about this shocking development): "...It ain't mine."