Containment What If?

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris got some shades?

 

[Apocalypso]

Didn't he do that already?

Spoiler

What if Chris was German?

 

[GS 281]

Rather than having a royal bloodline he would have an Aryan bloodline and be related to Hitler. Which is why he is worse than Hitler.

 

[Apocalypso]

He'd probably accept and call everyone who laughed "Fags"

Or "Spastics".

 

[Stud2Stud]

Child Services is already giving mentally challenged parents a hard time trying to keep their kids. Chris will just make it a lot worse.

What if Chris' family was able to sell 14 Branchland Court when he was in Highschool and he was able to stay where he lived at the time?

He'd be miserable in that other place and most likely pretend his time in elementary school was perfect or something.

What if Chris got some shades?

Spoiler: He already got some shades...

 

[Apocalypso]

What if a pair of dirty briefs crapped out Chris?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if a pair of dirty briefs crapped out Chris?

Now, that's no way to talk about Barb, even though she's not a very pleasant person...

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a Prog-rock album?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a Prog-rock album?

What if Chris was an octopus?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris was an octopus?

He watches a lot of anime...

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris lived with Bert and Ernie?

Spoiler

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was an accountant?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris was an accountant?

He'd be Kengle.

 

[Konstantinos]

If Chris became a vegetarian, what would he eat given his picky eating habits? Let's assume that all meat and non-vegetarian junk food is out of his reach.

 

[Lipitor]

If Chris became a vegetarian, what would he eat given his picky eating habits? Let's assume that all meat and non-vegetarian junk food is out of his reach.

It'd be hilarious that's for sure. When Christian tries to eat healthy he usually fails spectacularly. At Ihop he ordered a sandwich that has more calories than the burger, because he thought it was healthy. He gets apples at McDonald's sometimes cuz he thinks that will offset the getting fast food every other day. He'd end up buying stuff that's marketed as healthy, but really isn't. Like those veggie chips, which are totally just potato chips.

 

[GS 281]

If Chris became a vegetarian, what would he eat given his picky eating habits? Let's assume that all meat and non-vegetarian junk food is out of his reach.

I know 3 vegetarians. They are all fat. Chris could stay portly even if he went full-on vegan.

 

[Apocalypso]

If Chris became a vegetarian, what would he eat given his picky eating habits? Let's assume that all meat and non-vegetarian junk food is out of his reach.

To quote from "Atlantis", Stinky Winky and Barby only have four food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey and lard.

What if Chris was precious?

Spoiler

BA-DUM-TSSSSSSSS!

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was the next actor to play the Hulk?

 

[Mick92]

What if the gays and drag queens at Impulse convinced Chris of taking part on their shows, and he was excited by the idea, but they required him to wash and take better care of himself? Would that be enough of a motivation for him to do so?

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris was the next actor to play the Hulk?

HULK SHITS!
HULK SAD!