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Chris could! He has more than 10 tons of LEGO.
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Grand Theft Lego.
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What if Chris was Denis Dyack?
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No attorney would take him on. If he attempted to sue in forma pauperis (filling a civil suit when you can't pay) the Court would dismiss the suit as frivolous.
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What if Chris was a fan of Weird Al? (Though with You're Pitiful being referenced in a video, maybe he is.)
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What if Chris was a member of Westboro Baptist Church?
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GOD HATES ASPERGERS
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What if Hollywood remade "Pretty Woman" and due to an incredible chain of events, Chris is cast as the female main role?
Imagine Chris trying to solve Koan-riddles like the "What's the sound of one clapping hand" stuff - oh lord. I would pay a great number of dollars to see that.
Well, it would explain why he was able to lift a 10 ton doghouse.
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Classic answer: Then he wouldn't be Chris.
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He'd threaten to sue SEGA for making him do it.
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- 20 de Mayo, 2014
What if Chris screwed Bret Hart in Montreal back in 1997?
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Chris didn't screw Bret. Bret screwed Bret. And Barb, probably.
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What if Chris showed up on To Catch a Predator?
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What if Chris tried to escape from his upcoming court date using his pepper spray?
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What if Chris tried to rally support for a #AntiBlarms #Protest against #GameStop in which he and his supporters would charge in and destroy shit?
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It would just be Chris and some imaginary Sonichu characters that only he could see. He'd be dragged away in a straitjacket and involuntarily committed after pepper spraying mall security and screaming for "Sonichu" to "zap them to the extreme".