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They would become Barb's Autistic concubine and Chris's spirit would finally be free to roam the universe.
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They would find Bob's corpse inside a spring-loaded animatronic rabbit suit.
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WTF?
What if Chris went to amateur night at the local strip club so he could perform?
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It'd end up on YouTube, be promptly taken down then end up on Slutload. Also, to be fair, respect to Christine, takes guts to get up and shake your rolls in front of a few sweaty, ugly men who're desperately pretending not to furiously masturbate under the tables.
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- 23 de Feb, 2015
Wait - this is happening on the planet of CWCs, right?
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- 5 de Mayo, 2014
What if Chris did nothing and then shit himself
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- 9 de Nov, 2014
We could work it into the script, it could be the bit where the black dude dies, so fairly early on. Also of we're running with Planet Of The CWCks the ending needs to be a beach with a 200ft blow up doll half buried in the sand.
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The Packer's throwback uniforms would throw him into a blind, frothing, rage.
He'd probably be a Redskins fans and defend the name staying the same.
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- 1 de Jul, 2014
He'd be demoted down to Single A so fast, it would make your head swim.
Or, he'd make a bunch of tired jokes about "getting to second base" with people.
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- 21 de Feb, 2015
Fix'd
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris did nothing and then shit himself
The trolls would blame him?
What if Chris met God?
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- 20 de Mayo, 2014
He did, at the Regency Square shopping mall in 1992.
What if Chris met Bruce Vilanch?
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- 5 de Mayo, 2014
It would indicate that he didn't have a very stellar time in jail.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris was a star?
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- 10 de Mar, 2015
You mean like a big round ball of gas, because that is pretty feasible.
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- 9 de Nov, 2014
Just FYI for anyone interested I've just finished writing chapter one of "Planets Of The CWCks" I'll post it in the fan art forum at some point.
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- 9 de Nov, 2014
He'd complain about his life being terrible and expect God to fix it. He'd then go down in history as the first person ever friend-zoned by the almighty.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris was the Pope?
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- 29 de Mar, 2015
What if Chris was the Pope?
He would say to them "F-Fuck Up- Fuck Abstinence!"