Containment What If?

[frankie muniz found dead]

what if chris was the guest star on a simpsons episode?

 

[Broseph]

what if chris was the guest star on a simpsons episode?

He would've been random celebrity guest throwaway character #942 in a painfully unfunny and completely forgettable episode, just like every episode post season 9.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris had Cosmo and Wanda?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris was actually a robot?

 

[CraBman]

What if Chris was a Maplestory animator?

 

[Spergichu]

What if Chris had Cosmo and Wanda?

Depends on when he would have gotten them. Classic Chris would make wishes for things to get girlfriends or to get revenge on the trolls, both of which would miraculously backfire because of Chris’ incompetence. nuChris would wish to live in CWCville, like how Timmy would sometimes wish to visit cartoon or comic worlds for an episode.

 

[EvilFatjon]

What if Chris was actually a robot?

Not much would change. Most of the Robots from R9K are Autistic.

 

[Based Papa John]

What if Chris was actually institutionalized when he was in grade school?

 

[Monolith]

What if Chris was actually institutionalized when he was in grade school?

He would have been laughed at in school, but significantly less on the internet.

What if Chris went on book tours to tout Sonichu?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

What if Chris had Cosmo and Wanda?

Either all his wishes would horribly backfire immediately due to autism and low cleverness, or he'd rise to power and subjugate the entire Charlottesville area like Crocker did with Dimmsdale when he had the magic muffin, because that's like what Chris already does in his fantasy world.

 

[Broseph]

What if Megan was the sperg who came up with Sonichu while Chris was obsessed with Nazi's and Sailor Moon?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Megan was the sperg who came up with Sonichu while Chris was obsessed with Nazi's and Sailor Moon?

Then the CWCKi would be the Megchanwiki.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris's master finally revealed himself?

 

[ConcernedCitizen]

What if instead of becoming a troon Chris became a right wing extremist?
Would he think that all his trolls are actually jewish agents trying to stop him from fulfilling his love quest and beginning a new Aryan era?

 

[Syaoran Li]

Someone earlier in the thread asked "What if Chris grew up in Portland or Seattle?" and I'm honestly not sure how that would change how he turned out, aside from some of his mannerisms and pronunciations that are distinctly Southern and Mid-Atlantic in nature.

I think a better question would be "What if Chris moved to Portland?" since you've got so many lolcows based in that area, including ADF. It helps that Portland has a lot of social services that Chris more than qualifies for, and if he stuck to living in some pod in the worst part of town or renting a cheapo place in the outer Portland areas, he might be able to live off of the tugboat and extra gibs by himself (albeit just barely)

There's also the issue of how the SJW's will react to Chris living there. Chris is a troon, one of the highest tiers of the Progressive Stack, but I wouldn't put it past some out-of-the-loop lefty to think he's still the "Classic Chris" of the late 2000's who hates the gays and doesn't date black girls, and then try to harass him.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Would he think that all his trolls are actually jewish agents trying to stop him from fulfilling his love quest and beginning a new Aryan era?

I don't see that much difference with classic Chris...

 

[Joe Swanson]

What if Chris' patreon was banned

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What if they cloned Chris and dropped off 100 of him into enemy territory during wartime?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if when Chris dies the cycle begins again?

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris no longer interested in TSSF cards and interested on making animation