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What if Chris was in a "Home Alone" scenario, and was left to protect 14BC from the Wet Bandit trolls?
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- 11 de Oct, 2014
He'd shit himself and do nothing.
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What if Megan was trap?
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- 14 de Dic, 2018
He'd shit himself and, considering he was STRAIGHT when she was his friend, probably actually do something.
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- 20 de Sep, 2019
What if Chris Chan treated cosplayers (at any convention) as if they’re the actual characters and boasted out that it’s the sign of the merge? (Not sure if he actually did so irl)
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- 9 de Oct, 2019
He'd no doubt be kicked out, whine on Twitter about Jerkops trying to ruin the Merge, stress sigh, shit himself out of obligation, go back to shitting out more TSSSF cards.
What if Chris pissed himself and did anything?
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- 29 de Ago, 2019
He would've bought a Hi-Point or even better probably a meme gun like the Taurus Judge. Bob would've had a nice revolver that Chris would've pawned (I heard somewhere that he once had guns but got rid of them due to the fuckedness of the Chandler household but I think that was actually speculation.) We know that Barb used to have a shitty quarter-bore Saturday Night Special.
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- 5 de Jun, 2019
Chris strikes me as a Norinco kinda guy. Cheap, shitty, and unreliable are his hallmarks, after all.
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- 21 de Oct, 2018
Woke up shitting his bed and look at the sailor moon poster to remind him that he's straight
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- 14 de Oct, 2015
I think I would prefer that outcome, honestly.
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- 23 de Ago, 2019
What if WE shit ourselves and did nothing?
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- 21 de Oct, 2018
If that's the case, then we're not real, just his OCs.
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- 29 de Ago, 2019
What if the ideafags were 40k spergs instead of vidya loli weebs? Which faction would Chris support? Slaanesh, or would he consider himself a lost Primarch or something? Which models would he buy?
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- 27 de Sep, 2019
He'd fancy himself a psyker and try to tell people The Warp is just part of da merge.
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- 31 de Ago, 2017
What if Chris discovered D&D and realized all of the autism he puts into his shitty card is actually the hard work you put into making a character with zero of the reward and social interaction
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- 14 de Oct, 2015
He did discover D&D with the SNT redesigns. He simplified it so it fit his shitty headcanon.
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- 26 de Dic, 2019
What if Chris invented a new form of electronica music called "TardWave"?
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- 9 de Oct, 2019
It would be a mix of autotuned tard rage and Chris shitting himself in the recording studio, with ambient stress sighs.