Containment What If?

[Bridechu]

He would be the gross pervert comic relief character who's kind of best friends with the main, attractive character. He appears less as the series goes on and gets more serious. He is drawn as grotesque, especially compared to the other males who are bishouen. He would hit on female characters all the time and probably get beaten up a lot by the vaguely lesbian ones.

Desperately hide my sexuality so I can avoid state-mandated prison rape.

The movie "Observe and Report" is a pretty great example of what happens when an autistic wants to be a cop. Spoiler: It goes poorly for all involved.

 

[KawaiiChrisChan]

So let's say chris was in anime form but looked and behaved like his real life self, tried to bag himself a potential sweetheart that was a female anime character. Who would it be, what Manga/Anime is she from, and how what would the entire experience be like?

I'm gonna try to build a scenario. First, a few questions:

Are we talking Tomgirl Chris, or Classic Chris?

*Genre: High School Drama, Slice of life, shonen, shoujo, comedy or horror, ect... ?

Chris's POV, Girls POV, or third person? (or all?)

Time period/location: Is he in Japan during the Muromachi/Edo period? Or is he in Present day Tokyo/USA? (Or in the future? Hell I dont care! )

*Note: Feel free to choose more than one genre. (Except hentai. Because we all know that even in the Mango world, Chris wouldn't get any. Btt don't be afraid to throw in a yaoi curve ball. )

Chris' dream girl...

I like this manga. It reminds me of a friend I had in Okinawa. Her name was Tomoko too.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

So let's say chris was in anime form but looked and behaved like his real life self, tried to bag himself a potential sweetheart that was a female anime character. Who would it be, what Manga/Anime is she from, and how what would the entire experience be like?

I'm gonna try to build a scenario. First, a few questions:

Are we talking Tomgirl Chris, or Classic Chris?

*Genre: High School Drama, Slice of life, shonen, shoujo, comedy or horror, ect... ?

Chris's POV, Girls POV, or third person? (or all?)

Time period/location: Is he in Japan during the Muromachi/Edo period? Or is he in Present day Tokyo/USA? (Or in the future? Hell I dont care! )

*Note: Feel free to choose more than one genre. (Except hentai. Because we all know that even in the Mango world, Chris wouldn't get any. Btt don't be afraid to throw in a yaoi curve ball. )

1. Classic Chris.

2. Genre: postapocalyptic scifi/horror.

3. Chris's point of view.

4. Postapocalyptic future, he's trying to attract cyborg girls.

 

[CatParty]

didn't he try by going to the cons?

 

[spaps]

Megaton punch.

 

[Surtur]

During the lie detector he would get .

 

[LM 697]

He'd go on patrol with Officer Nasty.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

What if GodJesus gave Chris the ability to lay his hands on people and heal them?

Who or what would he heal first?

 

[Bob's Fries]

What if GodJesus gave Chris the ability to lay his MANOS on people and heal them?

Who or what would he heal first?

His bent duck.

 

[CatParty]

DIRTY CRAPPED PREACHING

 

[Henry Bemis]

What if GodJesus gave Chris the ability to lay his MANOS on people...

Stop right there.

 

[thiaf]

He would enjoy conducting pat-downs on women.

 

[CatParty]

He'd be a one man keystone cops on the DIRTY CRAPPED BEAT.

 

[spaps]

He'd taze anyone who gets in his way of completing his Love Quest.

 

[Trombonista]

One thing's for sure: He wouldn't try to eat his badge.

 

[NoDarkies]

What if GodJesus gave Chris the ability to lay his MANOS on people and heal them?

Who or what would he heal first?

His bent duck.

Goddamnit Saito, that was the first thing that came to mind when I read the op. Then I scrolled down.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

He would enjoy conducting pat-downs on women.

Are male officers allowed to do this in the US?

Here, pat-down searches may only be performed by officers who are of the same sex as the suspect. The only exceptions are situations in which there is grave danger, e.g. when someone has assaulted officers and is suspected to be armed.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

^ It's the same here as well.

 

[Branchland Madness]

What if Chris got robotic implants?

Men, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. Fatter, lazier, more egotistical than ever before. He is....the 6 Million Dollar manchild.

 

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Well, for one thing he'd let his metallic parts rust as he sits on his bed playing vidya without undergoing any maintenance.

He'd probably have sex-toy attachments built in.

Motoko Kusanagi would be too terrified to dive into his brain!