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What if Christian is kryptonian and the "Chris-Chan" we all know is merely this world's version of the Clark Kent disguise? When Christ isnt sperging online, he is saving lives, only to later return and give an "update" on his insanity.
To subject to all the humiliation in all those years just to protect his identity, he must be really a professional. On the other hand, the world is still shitty so he's not doing a very good job, typical Chris-Chan.
 
What if Chris gets a Toyota Prius or a Honda Accord as his new Son-Chu? I want to see him abuse the self driving feature of the newer models of the Prius or the Accord.
One of these self driving cars has already killed somebody. It was an Uber self driver and a woman with grocery bags laden onto her bicycle was crossing the street. This is No Fucking Good. Chris will get in trouble with a self driving car too.
 
What if Chris found a functional handgun or shotgun in the hoard?
Autismo would probably shoot himself thinking its candy inside the gun barrel. Chris shouldnt be allowed close to guns for his OWN safety (as he is a threat to no one even with them).
What if Christine joined Antifa to bash the fash?
Chris would make for a good cannon fodder against all the "hydro pumps" and rubber bullets (while being called retarded by the virtuous antifa)
Edit: "reta-rded" to "exceptional", for real?
 
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What if all of his vidyas are inaccessible unless he finishes Sekiro or any Souls games?
 
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