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What if Chris aimed the mace at the employee's face instead of his body?
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Then he definitely would be going to jail for a long long time.
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Then Barb wouldn't have been the only one needing dental work.
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I'd love to see Chris--or any lolcow, really--run for office. I already enjoy watching regular wackos fail at electoral politics, so something like this would be amazing to see.
EDIT: Actually, now that I think about it, the wuss Rob Bell is Chris' Delegate in the state house, and he hasn't had a Democratic challenger since 2009. The nomination would be pretty easy for him to get, assuming he (or someone else) was willing to pay the filing fee and do the necessary paperwork.
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The Virginia Dems would never endorse Chris for obvious reasons. What name would Chris use for his party?
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Oh, I never said that. He could sneak in and take the nomination, though. In Virginia, parties can choose whether to nominate candidates either by convention or by primary; the Democratic Party usually chooses the latter.
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He'd be rated 4F immediately.
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He was the one who might have shot Lieutenant Dan's legs.
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What if Chris was a master at playing chess?
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Deep Blue would construct a mechanical arm so that it could shoot itself in whatever amounts to a box's head.
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The Life and Work of Christian Weston Chandler. Then he'd tard rage when the researchers used the CWCki to get the questions and answers. Or lose because he doesn't remember any events prior to a week ago.
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His briefs would replace Agent Orange.
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He would be incredibly furious that there wasn't a McDonald's on top of Hamburger Hill.
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What if Chris was Australian?
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"A dingo took my baby...And brought him back!"
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He would be interviewed by the story-starved news shows like A Current Affairs and 60 Minutes on his life story and trolling.
He would also have Healthcare and claim to be an Aboriginal from the Gurnandai Tribe.
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Heh, Chris actually does have healthcare. He could see a shrink for free, he just chooses not to.
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What if Chris and Hellblazer got married? What would the babies look like?