Containment What If?

[KatsuKitty]

In a way, he did.

You must still be thinking of the days when Sonic vs Mario was like Coke vs Pepsi.

 

[Red_Kirby]

Chris wouldn't care, since he's also a Nintendo fanboy.

 

[Watcher]

You'd see significantly more crossovers

 

[spaps]

Chris wouldn't be able to play new Sonic games on his Life Upgrade.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Ever since I began my research and fascination on Chris, I noticed that a lot of his imagings of being a leader seemed very dictator like. So, I wonder, what would happen if Chris became a dictator.

 

[acrylicpaint]

Let's face it, this actually would've been the best case scenario for Sonic in the late 90s. Seems like after the Genesis days, Sega just didn't know what to do with the Sonic IP... and look at where it is now as a result. Chris's ideas for Sonic 64 might have been shitty, but I'd take them over the Sonic Adventure duology and what it did to the Sonic series any day.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

If there were any competent people around, there would be a coup nearly right away.

 

[QI 541]

Real life Cwcville.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Real life Cwcville.

North Korea.

 

[DJAndyMD]

If there were any competent people around, there would be a coup nearly right away.

I would lead that coup because I would like to see how he would react to a girl leading a resistance force.

 

[CatParty]

he already is a dictator of his own little world. it's not like he truly shares his life with anyone. he's his own fat autistic island

 

[Kosher Dill]

Re: What if Chris never had TV Comp. Vidya Comics or Card Ga

The question would then be, who would have babysat Chris if not for the TV? I guess there was still Toys R Us.
I don't think in any case he would have gone out and become a wholesome student-athlete or whatever. He'd just have found different ways to vegetate - reading comic books, listening to Bob's old records, or something. Maybe he'd have gotten more into Legos, K'Nex, Lincoln Logs, and other hoardable building toys.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

He wouldn't want to be called dictator because it sounds like dick and HE IS STRAIGHT! HE HATES LOOKING AT PENISES AND LOVES LOOKING AT VAGINAS!

He would probably outlaw sex for all men but him so as to leave all the sweethearts available for himself. Or just order the execution of all men so he is not tempted off the straight path.

 

[c-no]

Real life Cwcville.

North Korea.

But with an inept man-child replacing "the glorious leader", and instead of a military, there is only the sonic recolor's and the pizzabots. The people are also vocal and are not brainwashed masses who believe CWC is a glorious leader from Heaven.

 

[Watcher]

Pretty sure he'd be a figurehead or someone with brains at the top would give him a contract that would sign away all privileges for some china. Chris is too lazy to understand the realities of actually ruling a populace or making demands so playing Vidja and yelling at a camera is a lot easier.

 

[Stratochu]

Chris-chan wouldn't care, and the chances of Sega, at least the game development part, merging with Nintendo at some point are fairly high.

 

[José Mourinho]

SEGA will choose either Hatsune Miku or Aiai as their new mascot.

As for the Sonic games, there are two possibilities:

1. More on 2D games but there will be some good 3D games too like the Mario series.
2. Very few Sonic games will come out later on due to more focus on the Mario and Zelda series just like what happened to Star Fox and F-Zero.

 

[cypocryphy]

"He's us...we're him, and he's us".

 

[Golly]

So with our numbers, can we stage a rebellion and overthrow all Jerkops etc?
COME, COMRADES.

Do you hear the Chris-Chans sing
Off-key and wildly under pitch?
Playing "gitar" to stop the tyranny
Of that Mary Lee Walsh bitch?
When we fin'ly get off our butts,
Wake from the sleep our stressors cause,
We can pursue the Jerkops endlessly without pause!

From the new hit musical "Les Abhor-ables"

Spoiler

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[cypocryphy]

Re: What if Chris never had TV Comp. Vidya Comics or Card Ga

He'd be in a semi-catatonic state.