Containment What If?

[ON 190]

What if Chris transformed into a loli?

Don't even. Just don't even.

 

[PT 940]

Barb's probably more fitting for that role.

True. She does sleep on the floor

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris passed the dutchie on the left hand side?

 

[ON 190]

What if Chris dropped Barb off at a Goodwill and just left her there?

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

What if Chris sold Seasonal Passes to play Kick the Autistic?

He sort of does (at a loss), innit?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had his own cereal?

Spoiler

Raisin Chan

 

[Based Tom Nook]

What if Chris had his own cereal?

Spoiler

Raisin Chan

He would probably just make it an off-brand version of Funk-Os.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had his own cereal?

Spoiler

Raisin Chan

Another:

Spoiler

Lucky Blarms

 

[Mr. 0]

What if the teen troons were dickgirls and chris was plotting to suck them off behind the best buy all along?

 

[Guts Gets Some]

What if Chris transformed into a loli?

Lolis don't have tits tho.

 

[.Magichan]

What if the teen troons were dickgirls and chris was plotting to suck them off behind the best buy all along?

Then Chris would officially become the very thing he hated all along. Just a man with a thirst for pickles on women.

 

[Apocalypso]

Spoiler

What if Chris, Bob and Barb had a threesome in bed?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Chris did a rendition of 僕であるために - FLYING KIDS for either the Original Hedgehog Boys album or the comeback album?

 

[Mick92]

Spoiler

What if Chris, Bob and Barb had a threesome in bed?

Better than a threesome in middle of The Hoard I guess.

What if Chris and Megan swapped bodies overnight?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and Megan swapped bodies overnight?

Oh boy. This could go in so many directions.

What if Chris guest-starred on Jackass?

 

[UnKillFill]

What if Movie Bob was Chris's father?

 

[Jiang Zemin]

What if Chris moved to China?

 

[Moon Jelly]

What if Chris moved to China?

Organs probably aren't worth harvesting

 

[UnKillFill]

What if Chris moved to China?

Well, if "China" was a thing that he understood better, he'd probably be trying to get "Virginia" instead.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was made of liquid metal?