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I can only imagine how much regret and self loathing would follow
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- 30 de Dic, 2014
What if Chris was, or owned a monster truck?
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He coud likely navigate that sentient indoor landfill a bit better..
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What if Chris believed in the Dark Gods?
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What if Chris was King of the Jews?
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What if Chris was secretly selling the hoard and one day Barb woke up to find it was all gone, shipped to idiots the world over?
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What would Chris be doing instead of preparing for the D-merge if Bob had never set him up on SSDI?
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What if Chris was your own son? Would love him?
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Yes but I'd also throw the damned fag card at him.
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I would raise him in a Skinner box to see if operant conditioning could teach an autist to quit being autistic.
And when it didn't work, I'd record his screams.
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I'd probably tell him something like Peter Griffin's father told him.
"Chris, you're my son and I love you with all my heart... but I don't like you, I don't like anything about you!"
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For scrap, most likely. Or to be parted out, people would buy the working pieces
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He does.
Chris literally believes that every place and character and reality ever imagined by anybody exists in an alternate dimension. That means The Warp, the Tyranids, the Enslavers, the Imperium, everything, exists and is imminently about to combine with our reality.
If by some miracle Chris is actually a prophet and he's totally right about the upcoming apocalypse, we are so dead.
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Yes, of course. I'd strangle him in his sleep with love, and then I'd feel really, really sad about what I'd been forced to do for my dear, beloved son.
Pretty sure he already is 'the king of the Jews'
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I can't believe people still make "What If's" about Chris.
This meme is older and staler than Julay or even Ian.
This meme is older and staler than Julay or even Ian.
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Chris would be relegated into obscurity and insignificance.
Half the people here (inc. me) only follow him because they wonder'what if he gets better?', and the other half only follow him because they wonder 'what if he dies horribly?'.
Chris' whole appeal is one giant "what if"
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CWC would likely think not if kiwi parents who cared banned TV and vidya, cut down the internet, and encouraged him to read something that isn't Goosebumps.
Especially if they also sent him to military school.
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