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What if Chris had an Emotional Support Animal? (For those that don't know in America if you have some kind of emotional issue, such as autism, you can register a dog or miniature horse (In some states it's any animal) and legally be allowed to take it pretty much anywhere with you (There is serious potential legal action involved in refusing a customer), here is a (Quite critical) article about it.)

Do you think Chris would be calmer/get in less arguments with staff if he was able to take an animal of his choosing everywhere and pull out an offical document to any manajerk who complained?

Would it lead to Chris being even more of an obnoxious customer?
 
Pickle Inspector dijo:
What if Chris had an Emotional Support Animal? (For those that don't know in America if you have some kind of emotional issue, such as autism, you can register a dog or miniature horse (In some states it's any animal) and legally be allowed to take it pretty much anywhere with you (There is serious potential legal action involved in refusing a customer), here is a (Quite critical) article about it.)

Do you think Chris would be calmer/get in less arguments with staff if he was able to take an animal of his choosing everywhere and pull out an offical document to any manajerk who complained?

Would it lead to Chris being even more of an obnoxious customer?
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He would use it to fight da twolls.
 
Pickle Inspector dijo:
What if Chris had an Emotional Support Animal? (For those that don't know in America if you have some kind of emotional issue, such as autism, you can register a dog or miniature horse (In some states it's any animal) and legally be allowed to take it pretty much anywhere with you (There is serious potential legal action involved in refusing a customer), here is a (Quite critical) article about it.)

Do you think Chris would be calmer/get in less arguments with staff if he was able to take an animal of his choosing everywhere and pull out an offical document to any manajerk who complained?

Would it lead to Chris being even more of an obnoxious customer?
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It'd be overweight and shit on newspapers in his house.

Like his current dogs.
 
Pickle Inspector dijo:
What if Chris had an Emotional Support Animal? (For those that don't know in America if you have some kind of emotional issue, such as autism, you can register a dog or miniature horse (In some states it's any animal) and legally be allowed to take it pretty much anywhere with you (There is serious potential legal action involved in refusing a customer), here is a (Quite critical) article about it.)

Do you think Chris would be calmer/get in less arguments with staff if he was able to take an animal of his choosing everywhere and pull out an offical document to any manajerk who complained?

Would it lead to Chris being even more of an obnoxious customer?
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Unless you can breed a Sonichu, we will never know.
 
Pickle Inspector dijo:
What if Chris had an Emotional Support Animal? (For those that don't know in America if you have some kind of emotional issue, such as autism, you can register a dog or miniature horse (In some states it's any animal) and legally be allowed to take it pretty much anywhere with you (There is serious potential legal action involved in refusing a customer), here is a (Quite critical) article about it.)

Do you think Chris would be calmer/get in less arguments with staff if he was able to take an animal of his choosing everywhere and pull out an offical document to any manajerk who complained?

Would it lead to Chris being even more of an obnoxious customer?
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Some poor hedgehog is going to get painted yellow and thrown at TWOLLS
 
Pickle Inspector dijo:
What if Chris had an Emotional Support Animal? (For those that don't know in America if you have some kind of emotional issue, such as autism, you can register a dog or miniature horse (In some states it's any animal) and legally be allowed to take it pretty much anywhere with you (There is serious potential legal action involved in refusing a customer), here is a (Quite critical) article about it.)
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If he got a miniature horse, he'd try to crudely paint it to look like an MLP character, then break its back when he tried to use it to carry him into town. Like everyone who's offered him emotional support, he'd take advantage far beyond the bounds of friendship, and like every female who's offered him emotional support, he'd try to ride it.
 
Abethedemon dijo:
What if Chris was a dealer in Vegas?
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He'd introduce a new card with a higher value -the Mayor.

What if Chris was a prep and went to a prep school?
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SONIC IS DEEEEAD! (Throws $100 bills)

Chris would be brutalized by the other boys. Bullying is an important part of the education of any Patrician -not all of them were born sociopaths.
 
Tragi-Chan dijo:
If he got a miniature horse, he'd try to crudely paint it to look like an MLP character, then break its back when he tried to use it to carry him into town. Like everyone who's offered him emotional support, he'd take advantage far beyond the bounds of friendship, and like every female who's offered him emotional support, he'd try to ride it.
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That's assuming the mini horse didn't just run away from him. You know Chris wouldn't be able to chase after it.
 
Tragi-Chan dijo:
If he got a miniature horse, he'd try to crudely paint it to look like an MLP character, then break its back when he tried to use it to carry him into town. Like everyone who's offered him emotional support, he'd take advantage far beyond the bounds of friendship, and like every female who's offered him emotional support, he'd try to ride it.
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What if he suddenly became very diligent and commited to work?

Let's say the gods want to try something - they flip the switch that gives Chris a fantastic work ethic. All his other attributes stay the same however. What would the outcome be?
 
DykesDykesChina dijo:
What if he suddenly became very diligent and commited to work?

Let's say the gods want to try something - they flip the switch that gives Chris a fantastic work ethic. All his other attributes stay the same however. What would the outcome be?
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Chris would be much happier. He'd have a purpose, he'd have his imaginary friends in new adventures, and he'd be too busy to worry about what the trolls are doing. His FB hangers-on would be forgotten.

What wouldn't change is his cashflow. Barb would just take a larger chunk of his income.
 
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