Containment What If?

[Garfieldchu]

Hirtes would tweet at Disney all day.

What if Chris had converted to Mormonism for Anna?

Spoiler

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[Mariposa Electrique]

Hirtes would tweet at Disney all day.

What if Chris had converted to Mormonism for Anna?

Spoiler

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Mormonism would be great for Chris because it's fucking insane like him.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

What if Chris suddenly snaps out of his autism?

 

[Marigold]

Mormonism would be great for Chris because it's fucking insane like him.

He's already got the polygamy part down.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if every time Chris got mad he turned into the Hulk?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if every time Chris got mad he turned into the Hulk?

Then he’d destroy Barb.

 

[HaldolJunkie]

What if the Rollin' and Trollin' was the last Chris chan video and update?

 

[AnOminous]

What if every time Chris got mad he turned into the Hulk?

He'd shit himself and do nothing, but the shit would be really huge and green.

 

[Marvin]

What if the Rollin' and Trollin' was the last Chris chan video and update?

That's one angle that I always wished we had pursued. Just have Chris go dark right after that video and leave it that way.

See, it's not that most people would actually be convinced Chris was faking the whole time. It's just that there's just be barely enough doubt that you could easily start a big shitfit where ever and whenever Chris discussion would come up.

It'd be like this:

 

[Marigold]

That's one angle that I always wished we had pursued. Just have Chris go dark right after that video and leave it that way.

See, it's not that most people would actually be convinced Chris was faking the whole time. It's just that there's just be barely enough doubt that you could easily start a big shitfit where ever and whenever Chris discussion would come up.

It'd be like this:
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Yeah it would have been awesome to see how people would try to handle that.

I imagine there'd be conspiracy theories, dumbshits on /pol/ trying to make the whole thing out to be some weird joint viral marketing scheme between Nintendo and Sega.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris joined # MeToo?

 

[HaldolJunkie]

What if Chris joined # MeToo?

Then we will finally know the truth about his principal.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

What if Chris became a koreaboo and moved to South Korea?

 

[whyCWC]

What if Chris became a koreaboo and moved to South Korea?

He would escape to Japan after hearing of the 2 years of mandatory military service

 

[Cast Away]

What if Chris gets committed to a mental asylum?

 

[Silence of the Troons]

What if Chris gets committed to a mental asylum?

Barb would do everything in her power to get him out of there, even if it involved burning down the asylum and assaulting the director

 

[Apocalypso]

Barb would do everything in her power to get him out of there, even if it involved burning down the asylum and assaulting the director

The Great Grape Escape

 

[Mr. 0]

Barb would do everything in her power to get him out of there, even if it involved burning down the asylum and assaulting the director

you mean sexually assaulting the orderlies, patients, and even chris himself because she's too senile to know which one of them the director is

 

[Trymskvida]

What if Chris was phone?

 

[Silence of the Troons]

What if Chris became the party leader of UKIP?