Containment What If?

[Monolith]

He'd shit himself explosively and do less than nothing.

What if the Hoard is just another troll in disguise?

Chance Carmichael is a troll?

What if Chris was in a school shooter fandom?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

The Chaotic Combo would be aided by Natural Harrisonichu and Wrath Dylanchu

What if CWC worked in Black Mesa?

 

[AF 802]

What if CWC worked in Black Mesa?

That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

What if Chris was in love with the coco?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

He already is, it's called "Lego".

What if Shädman is secretly CWC who purposefully ties his name, address and face with the shitty comic in order to hide his actual role in making hentai?

 

[Wraith]

What if Chris tried to a long term job in politics by starting as a "community organizer" like worthless ol' Obama?
Maybe if he gets power he can run a real city and run it into the ground where there's homeless shelters everywhere and extreme poverty and joblessness. He's part of the right party for it.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris tried to a long term job in politics by starting as a "community organizer" like worthless ol' Obama?
Maybe if he gets power he can run a real city and run it into the ground where there's homeless shelters everywhere and extreme poverty and joblessness. He's part of the right party for it.

Read the Brianna Wu thread.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an Uber driver?

 

[Monolith]

He'd be the driver in the Natty Uber comic.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris tried to make every day Christian Love Day?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if CWC is not a True and Honest woman and her vag is nothing more than a rotten gash?

 

[Broseph]

What if we convinced Chris that he doesn't exist and that he's the product of his own imagination?

 

[Monolith]

It'd further his belief that things he imagines are real.

What if Chris actually could go to Cwcville, but only for 1 minute per day?

 

[Yop Yop]

what if Chris(tine) struck a deal with Spencers Gifts or Hot Topic to carry Sonichu merchandise?

The fucked up part is that I can see this happening.

 

[BV 937]

The Chaotic Combo would be aided by Natural Harrisonichu and Wrath Dylanchu

What if CWC worked in Black Mesa?

Then we would kick the Combine's ass in the 7-hour war as they used Chris as their representation of Earth's strength.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

What if Chrissy Poo was gainfully employed and paid taxes?

 

[Monolith]

He'd quit to play more vidya.

Again, what if Chris could actually go to Cwcville, but only for one minute per day?

 

[TheClorax]

He'd quit to play more vidya.

Again, what if Chris could actually go to Cwcville, but only for one minute per day?

He’d spend one minute there, and for the rest of the day, shit himself and do nothing.
What if when we died, we actually went to CWCville?

 

[CWCissey]

He’d spend one minute there, and for the rest of the day, shit himself and do nothing.
What if when we died, we actually went to CWCville?

We would know that there is a Hell.

 

[Milk Mage]

What if Chris somehow managed to get into a position of power?

 

[Broseph]

What if Bob faked his death and moved away and changed his name, and right now he's laughing his ass off at the mess that Chris and Barb got themselves into with the financhu crisis?