Containment What If?

[Plasmid Salamander]

What if Chris guest starred in Friends?

There's already a guy named Chandler.

 

[Ilovecum]

What if Chris actually got a real true honest sweetheart to build from the ground up?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris actually got a real true honest sweetheart to build from the ground up?

She'd be made of legos then.

 

[Plasmid Salamander]

What if Chris DIDN'T draw shecameforcwc.png ?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris DIDN'T draw shecameforcwc.png ?

He already told us he drew that to keep from raping Megan, so rape, apparently.

 

[Plasmid Salamander]

He already told us he drew that to keep from raping Megan, so rape, apparently.

I forgot about that part. Oops.

What if Chris never met Megan?

 

[Ilovecum]

I forgot about that part. Oops.

What if Chris never met Megan?

What if he actually got prison time for the hit and run or macing a game stop employee?

 

[Overcast]

What if @Null is Chris's father?

 

[Red Hood]

What if Hillary had won and made Chris the Secretary of Something or Other?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if @Null is Chris's father?

He'd better cut off Chris' damn Internet then.

 

[Andre The Roboto]

What if Bob And Barb where in their 30's when they had Chris?

 

[Wraith]

What if @Null is Chris's father?

He'd bitch about Chris using Captain's Log dates at the beginning of videos. I kid.
Chris would probably have gotten the help he needed with like 85% of the people here being responsible for him as their kid.

I forgot about that part. Oops.

What if Chris never met Megan?

Chris was so isolated he'd probably just have attached to whatever poor unfortunate came his way.


What if Chris abandoned Sonichu, took some courses in writing and tried to make something that wasn't cancer?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris loved everybody?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris had buttsex?

With a man?

And liked it?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris cosplayed as Barb at a convention?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris cosplayed as Barb at a convention?

Isn't that what he's doing now?

 

[Somar]

What if instead of Solid Chris believing that Liquid Chris was an imposter. Solid thought that Liquid was actually his long lost twin brother?

 

[Broseph]

He already told us he drew that to keep from raping Megan, so rape, apparently.

Chris wouldn't have the upper body strength to pin someone down with his scrawny stickman arms, I mean he's so out of shape that he would probably get winded during the struggle.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

What if Chris became religious?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

What if Hillary had won and made Chris the Secretary of Something or Other?

Secretary of what? Shitting and Doing Nothing?

What if Bob And Barb where in their 30's when they had Chris?

Less of a chance for the autism, but he'd probably still be autistic and well
his mom would still be Barb.

What if instead of Solid Chris believing that Liquid Chris was an imposter. Solid thought that Liquid was actually his long lost twin brother?

"My brother, what have the trolls done to you? Come with me instead, and we will defeat them all"

What if Chris became religious?

He is religious, he has his own religion where Gods are bears and Goddesses a anime girls.