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He'd still wanna keep his hoard
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He'd still wanna keep his hoard
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What if Chris was a hamburger?
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What if Chris was to read Mark Citadel's textwalls and PA requests?
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He probably wouldn't taste very good, and would be kinda fatty.
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He'd be the type you buy pre packaged at a gas station and have to microwave yourself.
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What if Chris tried to build a meth lab?
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He'd beg for money to recoup when it exploded " emergency help needed. House burned down again! "
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I wonder if he’d test batches on Barb.
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She'd be the mastermind behind it and he'd be the fall tard
DecrepitSimonla
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We'll have to film it and call it Breaking Barb
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What if Chris gets sentenced to actual prison time?
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He would demand to go to a female jail.
End up in a male penitentiary. Piss off someone (guards, other prisoners, the warden etc). Gets put on some form of punishment detail.
Probable beatings.
Barb would not visit.
Chris comes out full on Christian.
Chris would then somehow break parole.
Cut to a high speed pursuit of the SONICHU mobile by several state police cars.
Chris flips the car Dukes of Hazzard style.
After that is anyone's guess.
More likely he wouldn't handle it and end up on whatever the judicial system's form of easy street is.
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What if Chris drunk a bottle of mountain dew?
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A million Chris-Chans would collectively have the strength of a 12 year old girl.
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Superman would feel too much pity to fight.
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Wrong timeline friend.
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There is a thread on 4chan on /m/ about how IDW has been making a lot of the old Transformers gay for the LGBT crowd. They are freaking robots... whatever.
Anyhow, what if Chris was brought this information? How would he respond to the fact about a dozen male transformers want to stick their spark plug in someone else's tailpipe?
Anyhow, what if Chris was brought this information? How would he respond to the fact about a dozen male transformers want to stick their spark plug in someone else's tailpipe?
I can tell you it made me face palm pretty damn hard.
