Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

He'd finally be able to properly dox his trolls.

What if Chris was hired to write a very special issue of Archie?

Betty and Veronica would be tribbing him and Archie wouldn't appear at all.

 

[BV 937]

What if chris did something that we haven't yet posted in this thread?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a dolphin?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris decided to give the rights of Sonichu to Andrew Dobson so he could continue the comic?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was on Jerry Springer?

Spoiler

Jerry would be crushed to death

 

[FightenGnome]

What if Chris was on Jerry Springer?

Spoiler

Jerry would be crushed to death

What if Chris hosted Jerry Springer?

 

[LAM]

What if Chris hosted Jerry Springer?

The Audience will be chanting, "JULAAAY! JULAAAY! JULAAAY! JULAAAY!"

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris guest-starred in the Loud House?

 

[Snoopy]

What if Chris guest-starred in the Loud House?

Barb and the animals would have been on the couch forever and Chris would have insulted Clyde because of his name, his parents, and the fact he's black.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris decided to take a short nap and woke up a hundred years in the future?

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

What if Chris hosted Jerry Springer?

I think I would watch it religiously. Lol

What if Chris was actually a troll the whole time?

 

[D'edge]

What if Chris decided to take a short nap and woke up a hundred years in the future?

It is the year 2117. Donald Trump has rounded up all the autists, and lesbians are killed on sight. Hordes of gay aspie trolls from KiwiFarms scour the landscape, searching for any survivors.

14 Branchland Court has become the last bastion of hope for autistic lesbian souls. Christine's loyal fans have held the line for a century, waiting for their dear leader to awaken from her slumber. Only a handful remain.

One fateful night, when the trolls' menacing howls of "JULAYYY" are at their loudest, Christine rises. Her gleeful followers surround her, eager to see her next move.

Spoiler

He would shit himself and do nothing.

 

[Apocalypso]

It is the year 2117. Donald Trump has rounded up all the autists, and lesbians are killed on sight. Hordes of gay aspie trolls from KiwiFarms scour the landscape, searching for any survivors.

14 Branchland Court has become the last bastion of hope for autistic lesbian souls. Christine's loyal fans have held the line for a century, waiting for their dear leader to awaken from her slumber. Only a handful remain.

One fateful night, when the trolls' menacing howls of "JULAYYY" are at their loudest, Christine rises. Her gleeful followers surround her, eager to see her next move.

Spoiler

He would shit himself and do nothing.

What if Chris was an ice cream?

Spoiler

He'd be a Klon-DYKE!

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris tried to build himself a girlfriend made out of Legos?
He would literally be building himself a sweetheart from the ground up.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

It is the year 2117. Donald Trump has rounded up all the autists, and lesbians are killed on sight. Hordes of gay aspie trolls from KiwiFarms scour the landscape, searching for any survivors.

14 Branchland Court has become the last bastion of hope for autistic lesbian souls. Christine's loyal fans have held the line for a century, waiting for their dear leader to awaken from her slumber. Only a handful remain.

One fateful night, when the trolls' menacing howls of "JULAYYY" are at their loudest, Christine rises. Her gleeful followers surround her, eager to see her next move.

Spoiler

He would shit himself and do nothing.

Amazing! XD

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had a PhD?

 

[ON 190]

What if Chris had a PhD?

Honorary or real?

 

[Jack Awful]

Amazing! XD

He'd shit himself and do nothing.

 

[Apocalypso]

Honorary or real?

Let's say real.

 

[Antipathy]

Let's say real.

He'd shit himself, do nothing, and brag that he's smart.