Containment What If?

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) had an arcade inside 14BLC like Michael Jackson had at the Neverland ranch?
http://kotaku.com/5160338/michael-jacksons-arcade-collection-is-insane

 

[omori]

What if Chris never met Godbear and remained Christopher Weston Chandler?

 

[Raiken]

what if Chris(tine) had an arcade inside 14BLC like Michael Jackson had at the Neverland ranch?
http://kotaku.com/5160338/michael-jacksons-arcade-collection-is-insane

He would loose thousands of dollars because he does not turn on free play and can't figure out how to open it up.

 

[Mr. 0]

Chris hates his duck and once drunkenly sliced his nether-regions open to free the vulva he thought was growing underneath. These are the facts.

How would Chris react in a scenario in which he develops testicular cancer?

 

[Vault Boy]

Chris hates his duck and once drunkenly sliced his nether-regions open to free the vulva he thought was growing underneath. These are the facts.

How would Chris react in a scenario in which he develops testicular cancer?

His last words would be cursing God for being a dang, dirty MALE troll.

What if Chris joined ANTIFA?

 

[sbm1990]

What if Chris joined ANTIFA?

The jerkops would be playing another round of kick the autistic.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

What if Chris joined ANTIFA?

He would cause a split in the affinity group between people who don't want to be accused of transphobia by other activists and by people realize he's an out of shape blabbermouth who would be a detriment in a fight with any actual skinhead and would probably rat their names out on facebook.

This is, curiously enough, how 99% of affinity groups end

Also he would shit himself and do nothing

 

[WhoCaresAboutUsernames]

What if this thread WASN'T about what if's?

 

[CWCissey]

What if this thread WASN'T about what if's?

Then it would be about what happens when Barb dies.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) joined MENSA?

 

[Garfieldchu]

what if Chris(tine) joined MENSA?

The Chris will have somehow traveled to an alternate earth, where our severely mentally challenged is their average.

What if Chris was remembered in the future as a pioneer in the world of outsider art?

 

[Rokko]

His Facebook updates would somehow become a hell of a lot more coherent.

What if Chris converted to Buddhism?

This one is easy, he would be mistaken for buddha himself.

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

What if Chris was a diaperfur?

Spoiler

inb4 he'd shit himself and do nothing.

 

[Autism Incarnate]

What if Chris was a diaperfur?

He's not?

 

[Damndirtytroll]

What if Chris was a diaperfur?

he'd shit himself and do nothing. but there'd be an extra layer of horrifying added. maybe he'd learn to like it.

Ew.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

What if Chris was a diaperfur?

Spoiler

inb4 he'd shit himself and do nothing.

He would end up getting a worse infection

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

What if Chris was interviewed on the Eric Andre Show?

 

[Angrypaperplateman]

What if Chris used some acne wash on his face, used some black head strips, shaved, used deoderant, showered, brushed his teeth, put effort into his clothing and got a decent haircut?

Somebody photoshop a handsome Chris I demand it

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

What if Chris used some acne wash on his face, used some black head strips, shaved, used deoderant, showered, brushed his teeth, put effort into his clothing and got a decent haircut?

Somebody photoshop a handsome Chris I demand it

He'd probably look like Robin Williams.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) hated fast food?