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Containment What If?
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The artists would all quit after Chris tells them to pay $1000 each for his contribution to the event.
What if Chris hosted the Oscars?
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- 25 de Feb, 2013
There would actually be a reason to watch that shit.
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There is a science fiction story by the Polish writer Stanislav Lem about how an inventor creates a "mind-exchange-helmet", that is, a device, roughly resembling a stereotypical Viking helmet with horns (actual historical Viking helmets didn't have them), which transfers your mind into another person's body as soon as you butt the horns into their forehead and "sucks" their mind into your body. Just make sure to grab the helmet after the switch, otherwise you won't be able to transfer back.
What if Chris got hold of such a helmet?
What if Chris got hold of such a helmet?
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Barb's mind is gone, so he wouldn't have anyone to switch with.
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What if we dropped Chris from the Moon onto the Earth?
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What if Chris started smoking weed?
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His Facebook updates would somehow become a hell of a lot more coherent.
What if Chris converted to Buddhism?
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Wouldn't surprise me. I bet weed would actually make him smarter and less :autism:.
Angrypaperplateman
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He'd get tired of walking/driving within 15 minutes and would probably stop after he realizes that starting a riot takes work.
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What if Chris was the Tooth Fairy in an ironic twist?
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feedtheoctopus
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Oh for fucks sake HE WOULD SHIT HIMSELF AND DO NOTHING, we've been over this again and again and again. When will it stop? When will this thread stop. 577 pages and counting! 577 pages of questions with easily visible answers?
"What if chris..."
HE WOULD SHIT HIMSELF AND DO FUCKING NOTHING
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"What if chris..."
HE WOULD SHIT HIMSELF AND DO FUCKING NOTHING
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- 30 de Dic, 2014
I guess that would be an easy switch of his targets.
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- 11 de Feb, 2016
What if Chris told you to "lol calm down"?
feedtheoctopus
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He'd shit himself and do nothing
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- 11 de Feb, 2016
Actually yeah this is accurate tbh