Containment What If?

[Snoopy]

What if Chris was a girl and started a Tomboy Saga?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris made heart shaped arrows and tried to shoot boyfriend-free girls with it?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Barb DIED?

what are you talking about, she's already dead

What if Chris made heart shaped arrows and tried to shoot boyfriend-free girls with it?

He'd shit his pants and get arrested by female cops.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris made heart shaped arrows and tried to shoot boyfriend-free girls with it?

'Then I say "I love you"
And foul the situation
"Hey girl I thought we were
the right combination"
Who broke my heart?
You did you did
Bow to the target,
Blame cupid, cupid
You think you're smart
Stupid, stupid
Shoot that poison arrow though to my heart'

 

[Somar]

What if Chris directed Jar Jar Binks: A Star Wars Story?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) got a heart scan?
http://www.kmbc.com/article/quick-test-can-determine-your-risk-for-a-heart-attack/8940873

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

What if Chris started smoking weed? I wonder if it would actually make him smarter?

 

[Pina Colada]

What if Chris went to Times Square in his Chris-Chan Sonichu getup? A lot of mascots get their pictures taken with kids there.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris went to Times Square in his Chris-Chan Sonichu getup? A lot of mascots get their pictures taken with kids there.

Strangely enough, I think children and parents would be okay taking pictures with him, considering all the other wackjobs in the area?

What if Chris tried to make you his Sweetheart?

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

What if Chris was Batman?

He'd crap his pants, do nothing, and talk about the stress the Joker causes him.

 

[cans.wav]

What if people didn't repeat the same shit so many times that this thread has almost 600 pages.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

What if people didn't repeat the same shit so many times that this thread has almost 600 pages.

We wouldn't be autistic.

 

[CWCissey]

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris did a complete 180 on his life and went back to school and got a part time job?

 

[Somar]

What if Gordon Ramsay taste tested food that Chris cooked?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Gordon Ramsay taste tested food that Chris cooked?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris tried to start an anti-Trump riot in Charlottesville?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Batman?

Fatman: The Killing Stroke

 

[ON 190]

Since two symptoms of a stroke are drooping side of the face and slurred speech, could we even tell if Chris is having a stroke?

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

What if people didn't repeat the same shit so many times that this thread has almost 600 pages.

What if we dug a hole next to patti and then moved her doghouse over the hole so it looks like we dug up patti. Then we ransom Pattis not actually stolen corpse from chris for his entire lego collection.