“Xander, I didn’t dox him. That’s not true. That’s not true and a matter of fact, no it’s not true, no it’s not true, FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER, NO IT’S NOT TRUE! PIECE OF SHIT, AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT FUCKING DOXXED HIM, MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!”
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".
Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.
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ABSCEDO TURPIS DIABOLUS PARIO
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What if barb caught chris having sex with a guy?
What if Chris was the one to take down the farms?
Charming Man
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What if Chris was the one to take down the farms?
Fluke of the fucking century!
What if Chris was the one who restored the farms?
What if Chris was the one who restored the farms?
The entire site would have been a 404 page.
Corporate Mascot of Vault-Tec.
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He's really into harry potter nowadays.
Shame he no longer makes those comics, the fuckery of mixing HP and Sonichu would've been... interesting.
What if Chris was involved in a anti-Trump protest?
What if Chris was involved in a anti-Trump protest?
Trump: I will make america grea-
Chris: Don't call anybody.
*pepper sprays trump*
What if Chris won Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown?
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What if Chris won Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown?
That's asking "what if Chris was the only person to enter the contest?". My guess is very little, however.
what if chris actually proceeded to chop off his dick fulfilling his transformation as a true authentic lesbian?
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what if chris actually proceeded to chop off his dick fulfilling his transformation as a true authentic lesbian?
He'd shit his pants and bleed to death
What if Chris is actually Bob's true father?
TIME TO SHANK SOME NERDS!!
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What if Chris was a fan of combat sports?
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What if Chris did himself and shit nothing?
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What if Chris was a fan of combat sports?
Maybe he'd be in better shape.
When do you think Barb will die?
ON 190
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What if Chris was Batman?
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What If Crystal actually was conceived 10 years ago. What would her life be like now being raised by Chris and Barb?
Sacred Cows Make the Juiciest Hamburgers.
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What If Crystal actually was conceived 10 years ago. What would her life be like now being raised by Chris and Barb?
Best case scenario, trolls would have called CPS because they were raising a child in a hoarder's paradise.
What if Chris's mother had died and Bob was the one taking care of him?
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Best case scenario, trolls would have called CPS because they were raising a child in a hoarder's paradise.
What if Chris's mother had died and Bob was the one taking care of him?
No Tomgirl saga. Bob would have probably given Chris tips on how to deal with women and would be critical of the whole thing to the point where Chris would be taking secret tomgirl photos but wouldn't be out and out.
Also he would have a lot more money and space with less responsibilities since his aging father would be doing everything and without the clutter the housefire wouldn't have happened (they would have tossed all of Barb's stuff). Therefore he would be in his room playing with toys or searching for women to be sperging about gender issues.
He may also have seeked greater identity with his father's side and wouldn't have believed he was royal or any of that B.S. He'd also be going to Church too.
He'd still hate the gays and men though, especially since his father would still tell him what to do.