Containment What If?

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Who would the lucky celebrity be?

Would he hump Kimmi and yell out the celebrity's name?

 

[champthom]

Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

I imagine he'd quickly spend all his money. Also possible scenarios:

1) Trolls manage to trick Chris out of his money

2) Chris finally finds a sweetheart, but she's a golddigger and will put up with Chris until the money runs out.

 

[PricklyWicklies]

she'd "recycle" her eggs

 

[renomakicwc]

Well, if CWC trained pokemon, it'd just be another look at his days at the GAMe PLACe. Instead of playing cards, Chris could cry and have a hissy fit as children destroy him in actual battles. Chris will then refuse to pay them, thereby getting him banned from pokemon training. Can't even begin to think about what would happen if pokemon died like in the Nuzlocke challenges.

I don't think Chris would have any money to bet with in the slightest, considering his spending habits..

... Wow, that's creepy, I just realised that the world of Pokemon is more like advanced Cock fighting.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

she'd "recycle" her eggs

EWWWW! Thanks for saying what I was afraid to say.

I was thinking: female CWC would be manlier than real CWC. Think about it. CWC is pretty feminine for a man, and female CWC would be pretty manly for a woman.

It's pretty bad when a woman is manlier than you.

 

[PricklyWicklies]

she'd "recycle" her eggs

EWWWW! Thanks for saying what I was afraid to say.

I was thinking: female CWC would be manlier than real CWC. Think about it. CWC is pretty feminine for a man, and female CWC would be pretty manly for a woman.

It's pretty bad when a woman is manlier than you.

But she'd probably depict herself as a DD'd bishojo schoolgirl looking for her Tuxedo Kamen u_u

 

[InaudibleSlink]

What if HE ALREADY HAS? And further more, what if one of us in this very thread, is in fact Chris? And here's a real humdinger - what if one of us is Chris and don't even know it?

Damn it Champ stop scaring me of the internet you dang dirty TROLL!..oh god now I'm saying it!

What if you had a button,which upon pressing gave Chris self awareness? Would you use the only thing that could make CWC aware of his actions,mentality and where his life is heading?If you would use it then when? In public,during one of his old video rants or just during his childhood to spare everyone involved? This isn't up there with exploding legs for creativity but it would be interesting to see how the forum would react under the circumstances.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The Attraction Sign would have worked, and Crystal wouldn't realize just what sort of horrifying dregs of society it worked on.

 

[DevilDog]

^Blasphemy

 

[Bugaboo]

Well, if CWC trained pokemon, it'd just be another look at his days at the GAMe PLACe. Instead of playing cards, Chris could cry and have a hissy fit as children destroy him in actual battles. Chris will then refuse to pay them, thereby getting him banned from pokemon training. Can't even begin to think about what would happen if pokemon died like in the Nuzlocke challenges.

I don't think Chris would have any money to bet with in the slightest, considering his spending habits..

... Wow, that's creepy, I just realised that the world of Pokemon is more like advanced Cock fighting.

Except Pokemon have been constantly stated to enjoy beating each other to a pulp and in-game mechanics has them like you more when ever they win a battle and level up.

 

[cypocryphy]

The Grim Reaper's hour glass would go even faster....

 

[Henry Bemis]

It'd be just like his discovery of alcohol: he'll have one every once in a blue moon, but go around expecting all the "badass" cred that comes with cigs.

Hell, just like alcohol, he may progress enough to think cigarettes are a perfectly good excuse for outrageously stupid things (6 June 2010, for instance). I can totally see him trying to "apologize" for burning down the house, but dang it, he had such a stressful day and such that he just fell asleep without putting his cig out.

He could probably keep up smoking long enough for something like that to happen, 'cause good luck picking out the smell in his house.

On the other hand, cigs are a money pit, and if there's anything Barb doesn't like these days, it's wasted money (Goodwill=essentials).

 

[DevilDog]

I could stand living with him. I mean, I wouldn't see much of him 'cept for his daily McD's runs. As for the stench, I'm pretty sure that there are worse smells out there. All in all, it'd be pretty boring, he wouldn't talk to me or anyone who came to my/our apartment.

DIRTY, HACKED LUNGS

I think he liked the girl from iCarly or something. I remember something about him believing she was interested in him as well.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Didn't he have a thing for Pamela Anderson's charming personalities?

 

[Trombonista]

Britney Spears.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Britney Spears.

This. Or Vanessa Hudgens.

What if the rainbow that formed after the Sonic/Pikachu collision in Station Square had catapulted Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo eggs across space and time into the Soviet Union of the 1950s?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Sonichu would fight for truth, justice and the communist way.

 

[Trombonista]

They wouldn't call Chris their father, that's for sure.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

They wouldn't call Chris their father, that's for sure.

They'd call him comrade.

 

[Saney]

she'd "recycle" her eggs

I see many restraining orders in his future.