Containment What If?

[Goochole]

What if Chris saved up for a sex change?

oh haha nvm he spents every penny on plastic shit

 

[Jack Awful]

What if Chris saved up for a sex change?

oh haha nvm he spents every penny on plastic shit

Then his transformation into ugly old cat lady would be complete.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris inherited a billion dollars from a long-lost relative?

He'd waste it all within three months tops, after which he'll go back to e-begging.

What if Chris was trying to become a voodoo priest?

 

[enterthematrix]

What if Trump invited Chris to the White House, offered to make him the White House LGBTQIA Community Liason, or some similar "[minority group] affairs" post?

 

[Permab&]

What if Chris inherited a billion dollars from a long-lost relative?

He'd lose it. Like he would literally drop it at Goodwill or give the McDonalds lady the entire fortune on accident.
He'd get mad and start a feud with whatever location.
Then he'd forget.

 

[Goochole]

What if Chris inherited a billion dollars love doll from a long-lost relative?

Fix'd

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris' biggest trolls started Sonichucon, a big CWC themed convention with special guests from all of Christory, all except you know Chris himself.

This needs to happen.

Lolcowchella

What if Trump invited Chris to the White House, offered to make him the White House LGBTQIA Community Liason, or some similar "[minority group] affairs" post?

He'd demand a high salary, boyfriend free girls, drone strikes against trolls, etc.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was @Null's father?

Spoiler

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris was @Null's father?

Spoiler

Come over the r.etarded side, we's got Legos but no vaginas.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

What if Chris did something funny?

 

[Donatien Argez]

What if Chris was a robot, like the replicants in Blade Runner?

 

[Snoopy]

What if Chris accidentally got into the white house and pressed a certain red button?

 

[Goochole]

What if Chris accidentally got into the white house and pressed a certain red button?

His clitoris?

 

[InTheSidePocket]

What if Chris was a robot, like the replicants in Blade Runner?

Chris the Robot: Meg-tron, will you swap input with-

*Meg-tron dies*

Chris the Robot: *mechanical sigh*

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris accidentally got into the white house and pressed a certain red button?

The fire alarm would sound, and everyone would have to evacuate.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris participated in the Hunger Games?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a robot, like the replicants in Blade Runner?

AI: Artificial Incontinence

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris was a robot, like the replicants in Blade Runner?

"I've drank my own semen, fornicated an artificial love doll, been permabanned from just about every conceivable establishment in this small town. I've sperged over things you people wouldn't believe."

 

[Apocalypso]

"I've drank my own semen, fornicated an artificial love doll, been permabanned from just about every conceivable establishment in this small town. I've sperged over things you people wouldn't believe."

All those moments will be lost in ma head, like piss in the rain. stress sigh Time to die.

Spoiler

What if Chris participated in the Hunger Games?

He'd think it's game about getting free McDonalds.

What if Bob's ghost possessed Barb?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris tried to revive video rental stores by opening up one in Ruckersville?