Containment What If?

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What if Chris had Steam? How many games would be in his library?

 

[Marvin]

What if Barb was a lesbian?

Actually, that's a really funny idea. Like, it'd be hilarious if someone put the idea in Chris' head that Barb was a closeted lesbian her whole life.

But not because Chris would hit on her, but because Chris would start trying to bond with Barb over the subject.

What would happen, is that Chris would badger her about her lesbian identity. Like what kind of girls she liked. It'd kind of be like when Chris and Bob bonded over booze, when it first came out that Chris had started drinking, just way creepier. Chris would say shit like "oh, so that's where I got it...".

 

[Somar]

What if Bob and Barb had a vison of what their son would grow up to be like the day before Chris was born?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Bob and Barb had a vison of what their son would grow up to be like the day before Chris was born?

I think they (or at least Bob) will take it upon themselves to make sure that doesn't happen. Probably even let the county send Chris to that school, IDK.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris became Donald Trump's personal chef so he could try and poison him and get Hilary in office?

This could happen, since they both share a white trash palate.

What if CWC'c and Trump's brains were exchanged over night? That is, CWC wakes up in Trump's body and vice versa.

Chris would blow his cover by making retarded sounds while fucking Ivanka. Trump would kill himself after five seconds of being poor.

 

[Apocalypso]

@Marvin

What if Chris dated the Man in the Pickle Suit?

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

What if Chris had Steam? How many games would be in his library?

If it'd be anything like his PlayStation Store account, all of them.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was dating your mom?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a ballet dancer?

Spoiler

Billy Elliot Idiot

 

[Somar]

What if Santa got sick so Chris decided to do his job and deliver presents around the world?

 

[Guy Smiley]

What if Santa got sick so Chris decided to do his job and deliver presents around the world?

A LOT of kids would be getting Sonichu amiibos.

Until halfway through, when Chris gets tired and decides to quit without fulfilling his Santa obligations.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris gets into a debate about Trump with Fox News' Tucker Carlson?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris was a ballet dancer?

Spoiler

Billy Elliot Idiot

More like, "The Brown Swan"

What if Chris started dating Howard Stern's High Pitch Eric.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb was a Buddhist?

 

[Pop]

What if Chris replaced Spoony? And we got "The Sonichu Experiment"? Would he be more productive than Spoony?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went to the house of his abusive babysitter and tried to lock her in her room as revenge?

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

What if Chris went to the house of his abusive babysitter and tried to lock her in her room as revenge?

The babysitter would call the cops on him.

What if there was a skit on Robot Chicken that parodied Chris and how stupid he was, and he saw it?

 

[Vault Boy]

The babysitter would call the cops on him.

What if there was a skit on Robot Chicken that parodied Chris and how stupid he was, and he saw it?

He'd view it as an honor, not understanding that they're making fun of him.

What if Chris has a heart attack?

 

[Somar]

He'd view it as an honor, not understanding that they're making fun of him.

What if Chris has a heart attack?

He'll survive barely, and then order his fans to send him get well presents.
Anyone remember that South Park episode where everyone ignores Cartman causing him think he died? Well what if the exact same thing happened to Chris where everyone around him including Barb and even us just decided to completely ignore him making him believe that he isn't alive anymore?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Neil Breen wrote, directed, produced and starred in a Sonichu movie?