Containment What If?

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Shit in briefs versus shit on wall. Two forces of nature collide. Discuss.

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

Tactically crapped briefs.

Improvised Shitting Device

 

[Stalin]

THe start of WW3.

 

[Male]

Kinda like the Bloods and the Crips. Discuss.

Chris would be the Craps

 

[c-no]

Chris would have and Rika would try to fling it. That is one guess, the other is Chris while Rika uses a Keurig (Rika did claim to of burned Chris' house, right?)

Jace trains Chris? It's either this:

*Though Chris would probably miss and Jace would get scared

or

Jace tries to train Chris but the latter is too lazy. Jace then ends up threatening Chris with his "mad parkay muhreen skills".

 

[Arkangel]

This thread is exceptional.

 

[LM 697]

JULAY KILLED A SOC MAAAAAN

I DIDNT START LOOKIN AT SUNSETS UNTIL YOU POINTED THEM OUT TO ME, PONYboy

WE GOTTA WIN THAT RUMBLE TONIGHT CHRIS

 

[Apocalypso]

Just joined, so please excuse me if this question's been asked before.

Edit: I don't think we've talked much about directors here. Who would you guys envision directing a CWC movie, assuming it'd be a comedy/drama biopic? Some names that come to my mind:

Spike Jonze (Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Where the Wild Things Are, Her)
Wes Anderson (Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Moonrise Kingdom, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Grand Budapest Hotel)
The Coen Brothers (Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Burn After Reading, Inside Llewyn Davis)
Milos Forman (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Amadeus, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Man on the Moon)
Alexander Payne (About Schmidt, Sideways, The Descendants, Nebraska)

Thoughts? Or any other director you guys can think of?

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

The Hot Tubbin' Fat Man would play them against one another.

 

[JP 307]

Everyone at the GAME PLACe would accuse Chris of stealing their trading cards

To non-trolls, CWC's life story must sound like the plot to one of those Will Ferrel manchild movies.

 

[1nomadcowatbk1]

Who would play any of the gal-pals, special ed teachers, Coleslaw, Rob Bell, or young Chris?

Would Jackson Nicoll from Bad Grandpa be good choice to play young Chris?

 

[Tanner Mirabel]

What if Chris never had internet access?

 

[LM 697]

yes

 

[A-Stump]

Hal9000 came for CWC.

 

[exball]

Chris ends up embracing Hulkamania and joins the Marines spec-ops.

He would go to his friend the rat king and ask if he should be a race car driver and then find the best car to drive and prove he was the best race car. But he wouldn't be able to call enough friends on the horn for it to be an official race so he'd crash into slumber, failing his father.

I mean

He'd Curse-ye-hah-meh-ha Simba.

Shitty and brief like them.

 

[CatParty]

chris would make the perfect marine though

 

[Cid Highwind]

This is actually the best 'what if' thread yet. I say it'd be a fat 2 tons of aspie fun double fail. Chris is better off with Sonichu, at least he Zaps To The Extreme! I promise you, a curse ya ha me ha is more effective at scaring off foes than turning slowly in your chair on a youtube video, holding a gun...as though it's somehow threatening. I'd love it if he dropped one of his guns and it shot him in the ankle as it hits the floor. Justice!

 

[exball]

If Chris was black he'd be an Oreo. Black on the outside but White on the inside.

What if Chris raced the rat king and became the best racer even though Woody was going to be the best racer against the race with Simba?

Yeah but what IF?!

 

[CatParty]

fat urkel

 

[homerbeoulve]

Every people that he knows will make fun of him as a niggo.