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Christory101 dijo:
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He'll be sent to the gulags
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Henry Bemis dijo:
I always forget that Chris had those years where he went mute. Well I'm sure, despite what he says, he didn't just sit around and not say ANYTHING. Sure, he didn't make any sense, but he probably still made grunts or whines and still was extremely fussy because he couldn't communicate. I was in Girl Scouts and we had this lovely girl with us who had downs syndrome. She was really nice and fun to be around but she just stopped showing up one day and never came back. I just assumed she quit, but later, when my folks and I were talking about days gone by and I brought her up, I guess what happened was the den mom back then was uncomfortable with the little fits she'd throw. They weren't anything serious, but if she didn't want to build the birdhouse or frost baked goods to sell like we were, she wouldn't do it and would cry and was a little loud. It's possible that Chris just made the others uncomfortable when he would throw his tempers. I think this might be the ONE TIME that Chris could claim he was banned because of his autism.
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If Sonchu had remained a character, it would have been killed off by Zionist aliens from T-G-Pville (THe GAMe PLACe) along with one-off autobots based on the Aerostar and Honda in 2012 or early 2013 when 
presumably sold or junked them in real life. The Lego DeLorean would be written in. The Lego high school would be written in as CWCville High School.There would be pony and Skylander ripoffs, the Chandler Bedbugs would become canonized as one of the troll armies, this forum would become the new 4_cent_garbage, there would be even more violence and yiff, Bob would become Bob-Chan Sonichu, and if we're lucky, Pixyteri, Saxxy, DrMusic2, Justine Sacco, Realmrsoptimusprime, Humon and LadyALT69 would be invited to the Mayor's Mansion for a feast of q-sands, fries, Apple Dippers, Orange Fanta and Baked Apple Pies before evolving into Rosechus for a lifetime of fucking and waging war against the trolls at the hands of Chris-Chan Sonichu. Also, Inos would be campaigning for the legalization of the cannabis plant if he was even still alive.
vaccines, tard rage and Bann when he was told he couldn't take his Sonic plushie, Game Gear, Game Boy, Goosebumps books, a bushel basket of game cartridges and a case of Orange Fanta to Jamboree, assuming it didn't happen because he couldn't wear clown shirts with his uniform.
presumably sold or junked them in real life. The Lego DeLorean would be written in. The Lego high school would be written in as CWCville High School.There would be pony and Skylander ripoffs, the Chandler Bedbugs would become canonized as one of the troll armies, this forum would become the new 4_cent_garbage, there would be even more violence and yiff, Bob would become Bob-Chan Sonichu, and if we're lucky, Pixyteri, Saxxy, DrMusic2, Justine Sacco, Realmrsoptimusprime, Humon and LadyALT69 would be invited to the Mayor's Mansion for a feast of q-sands, fries, Apple Dippers, Orange Fanta and Baked Apple Pies before evolving into Rosechus for a lifetime of fucking and waging war against the trolls at the hands of Chris-Chan Sonichu. Also, Inos would be campaigning for the legalization of the cannabis plant if he was even still alive.vaccines, tard rage and Bann when he was told he couldn't take his Sonic plushie, Game Gear, Game Boy, Goosebumps books, a bushel basket of game cartridges and a case of Orange Fanta to Jamboree, assuming it didn't happen because he couldn't wear clown shirts with his uniform.
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Horrible and depressing
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Eagle Scout here.
We had a couple autistics make their way into our troop over the years I was in it. They made it through cub scouts just fine because it is literally retard-proof. Once they hit Boy Scouts, though, they quickly came face to face with reality. While there are special protocol in place for dealing with special needs people and making them just as able to be successful as others, the fact of the matter is that the organization is really not suited for autistic people. Chris, especially, would be quickly averted by the huge social and work aspects of being a scout.
Most of the time, the autistics didn't last more than a couple months. They and their parents quickly realized that this was not the place for them and bailed out. On one occasion, an autistic kid with particularly pushy parents joined up. He didn't want to be there, but his parents insisted upon his attendance. Not only was he utterly incapable of performing many of the functions required of members, but his inability/lack of motivation to help out around camp quickly rendered him a pariah among the others.
If Borb had made Chris enter the scouts, I feel that it would only have intensified Chris' problems with dealing with reality. He would find himself in multiple situations daily where he would feel victimized because of his autism, and the likely result would be an accusation that the scoutmaster fiddled with his ballsack or some other bullshit.
We had a couple autistics make their way into our troop over the years I was in it. They made it through cub scouts just fine because it is literally retard-proof. Once they hit Boy Scouts, though, they quickly came face to face with reality. While there are special protocol in place for dealing with special needs people and making them just as able to be successful as others, the fact of the matter is that the organization is really not suited for autistic people. Chris, especially, would be quickly averted by the huge social and work aspects of being a scout.
Most of the time, the autistics didn't last more than a couple months. They and their parents quickly realized that this was not the place for them and bailed out. On one occasion, an autistic kid with particularly pushy parents joined up. He didn't want to be there, but his parents insisted upon his attendance. Not only was he utterly incapable of performing many of the functions required of members, but his inability/lack of motivation to help out around camp quickly rendered him a pariah among the others.
If Borb had made Chris enter the scouts, I feel that it would only have intensified Chris' problems with dealing with reality. He would find himself in multiple situations daily where he would feel victimized because of his autism, and the likely result would be an accusation that the scoutmaster fiddled with his ballsack or some other bullshit.
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This is actually a good "What if?" question.
I think it would obviously involve Megan, THE GAMe PLACe, Michael Snyder, like others have said. I think the overall look though would be shoddy as Chris would be too depressed to actually put any effort (and that's saying a lot). I'm talking shoddy by even Chris standards. I imagine pages would be walls of text where he rants about those Sailor Moon DVDs and stuff, without even bothering to draw characters. Or he'll just write something like "Sonichu chases Michael Snyder and beats him up" without bothering to draw it or even write it out so it builds suspense and has engaging storytelling, though that wasn't exactly a strong suit of Chris to begin with but there was at least a pretense of it.
I think it would obviously involve Megan, THE GAMe PLACe, Michael Snyder, like others have said. I think the overall look though would be shoddy as Chris would be too depressed to actually put any effort (and that's saying a lot). I'm talking shoddy by even Chris standards. I imagine pages would be walls of text where he rants about those Sailor Moon DVDs and stuff, without even bothering to draw characters. Or he'll just write something like "Sonichu chases Michael Snyder and beats him up" without bothering to draw it or even write it out so it builds suspense and has engaging storytelling, though that wasn't exactly a strong suit of Chris to begin with but there was at least a pretense of it.
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It wouldn't take long for Chris to brag about his involvement in some "accident" and admit that he has demigod powers. The government would try to capture him, the Christians would try to exorcise him for being the anti-christ, everyone would move far far away from him, and Chris would just sit on his ass business as usual.
Chris would have Mimm's girlfriend killed and would justify it by saying Mimm's was evil and deserved it.
Chris would have Mimm's girlfriend killed and would justify it by saying Mimm's was evil and deserved it.
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A-Stump dijo:
And this, was the last prediction made, on if someone cleaned up 14BLC.
It burned down this morning.
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He'd probably fare quite well in Ireland.
I'm not sure if he could get disability for autism but Irish social welfare is fairly generous, even with the high cost of living. He'd also fare very well in a rural part of Ireland. A lot of our rural areas are a lot like the Deep South in the US. Full of very eccentric old men who smell a bit and have zero social skills but Irish people are very tolerant and protectice of the downright odd, calling them "characters" rather than crackpots.
However, I don't think Chris would function well without his alcohol. Drinking is a big thing over here and he'd find it hard to socialise without it. He'd better get on the Guinness and off the Long Island Ice Tea. Although him getting
from Guinness would be even worse than usual.
I'm not sure if he could get disability for autism but Irish social welfare is fairly generous, even with the high cost of living. He'd also fare very well in a rural part of Ireland. A lot of our rural areas are a lot like the Deep South in the US. Full of very eccentric old men who smell a bit and have zero social skills but Irish people are very tolerant and protectice of the downright odd, calling them "characters" rather than crackpots.
However, I don't think Chris would function well without his alcohol. Drinking is a big thing over here and he'd find it hard to socialise without it. He'd better get on the Guinness and off the Long Island Ice Tea. Although him getting
from Guinness would be even worse than usual.
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At least she doesn't always cause his head to go further up his ass. She did tell him that the sign makes him look like a slow-in-the-mind, and she was skeptical about Emily.Coldgrip dijo:
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this gets the honor of being the first ever "what if" thread that actually happened
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You mean all those times he's forgiven her he wasn't actually true and honest about it? But he was wearing his 
and his amneyfest ring so he had to be telling the truth.
Or could it be that maybe, just maybe, Chris doesn't understand what forgiveness actually entails? For him it seems to be something along the lines of, "If I say I forgive you then you need to be nicer to me". Then when Emmanuel GodBearJesus doesn't materialize free china in front of him for being good as a reward he immediately forgets it and goes back to being the selfish bastard we all know and pity.
and his amneyfest ring so he had to be telling the truth.Or could it be that maybe, just maybe, Chris doesn't understand what forgiveness actually entails? For him it seems to be something along the lines of, "If I say I forgive you then you need to be nicer to me". Then when Emmanuel GodBearJesus doesn't materialize free china in front of him for being good as a reward he immediately forgets it and goes back to being the selfish bastard we all know and pity.
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This thread is now quite a "Funny Aneurysm" Moment. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FunnyAneurysmMoment
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This is a what if, but a real possibility. As the story goes.... Chris wanted to use Sonic and Pikachu for the artwork on the CD cover he had to design in his graphic design class, but he found out that copyrighted materials were not allowed. In most graphic design classes in high school the teacher will come around the class and review and discuss each student's project one by one. The teacher was probably the one who told Chris about the rule. A good teacher would have offered Chris some ideas that were a solution to his problem. Could it be that the teacher suggested the idea of mixing elements of the two characters together in order to create something new?