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The little engine that could, but was built poorly, chose not to and now mopes in the trainyard hoping for a pretty carriage to take him to other stations but seething because they've all been taken.
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What if Chris' father was a cat?
Bob-cat
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What if Chris was a bat?
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Barb would've lived the crazy cat lady's dream, and at least Chris would have an excuse for his autism.
He would hang upside down, piss on himself and do nothing.
What if both?
The Chandlers would be be one of the greatest scientific curiosities of all time.
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What if the Chandlers had their own reality show? I think they'd be perfect candidates for it. After all, Honey Boo-Boo and her trailer trash parents went off the air, so we need a new trailer-trash family to watch.
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What if 14BC was the setting for Resident Evil 7?
His house would certainly match the "biohazard" in the game's title and you could easily replace this redneck guy with a zombified Bob. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net...in-game.png/revision/latest?cb=20160617172306
"What happened to the Chandler family that lived here?"
"They disappeared, heard the neighbors spread a lot of bad rumors about their son Christian."
*Bob suddenly pops up*
"Welcome to the family son, now shut that goddamn thing off!"
His house would certainly match the "biohazard" in the game's title and you could easily replace this redneck guy with a zombified Bob. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net...in-game.png/revision/latest?cb=20160617172306
"What happened to the Chandler family that lived here?"
"They disappeared, heard the neighbors spread a lot of bad rumors about their son Christian."
*Bob suddenly pops up*
"Welcome to the family son, now shut that goddamn thing off!"
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It'd be the single scariest location yet, with the Hoard wanting to devour you. Once inside, you'll never escape...What if 14BC was the setting for Resident Evil 7?
It would certainly match the "biohazard" in the title and you could easily replace this guy with a zombified Bob.
"What happened to the Chandler family that lived here?"
"They disappeared, heard the neighbors spread a lot of bad rumors about their son Christian."
*Bob suddenly pops up*
"Welcome to the family son, now shut that goddamn thing off!"
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What if Bob didn't die from illness, but comitted suicide?
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what if Chris(tine) ran Trump or Clinton's presidential campaigns?
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I'm torn between 'Mass loss' and 'Trolls voting them in for lulz'
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The Other Chandler
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What if the media discovered Chris and he became legitimately well known. I don't mean Tosh.0 or an episode of Hoarders or whatever. But like a well received biopic or book or something. How would Chris being in the spotlight of mainstream society change things.
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A bunch of reporters and slacktivists would try to paint him in a sympathetic light, and we'd all laugh at them.
More familiar you get with Chris more you realize he's an asshole. Doesn't justify some of the shit people have done to him, but he's still a jackass when you get down to it. The reason nobody in the media ever talks about Chris and his life (and the guy is kind of internet famous, so many of them are probably aware of him) is because there's no "hero" in this story. There's just a lonely, crazy, oddball who does and says fucked up things and a crowd of people playing off his faults. There's no innocent victim. You can't make a good story out of that.
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What if Liquid Chris came back?
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Liquid Chris was one of the better examples of good trolling without engagement. As soon as he started making the phone calls is when it became less funny for me, and when he brought in the whole girlfriend thing is when it jumped the shark.
In short it would suck.
The Other Chandler
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I don't think it would be a good idea. Chris isn't naive enough to actually believe the "real Chris" narrative anymore. That sort of trolling died with Chris's innocence.
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what if Chris was voted homecoming or prom king at MHS?