Containment What If?

[sparklemilhouse]

He'd probably pitch a tard fit about something minor and the plane would have to make an emergency stop.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

What if Chris was an airplane

That's one way for him to get a ride.

Ricardo Chantor would do well in the manchild/whine fetish genre.

 

[Silver]

but, he did take a plane to california. granted I believe that was before 9/11, but.

what /did/ he do on that flight tho i wonder

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

 

[LordCustos3]

The universe has already answered your question.



His homemade porn videos have already been posted to RedTube.
Ergo, Chris is, technically, an amateur porn actor.

 

[Bubbles]

1. He would earn roughly the same amount of money as he did from Sonichu
2. Gay
3. Charlos Chantor

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I'm not sure the world is ready for Duck Bently.

 

[Arkangel]

What if Chris was an airplane

"Today's flight has been canceled due to heavy stress."

 

[CatParty]

Isn't he one already? Wasn't his sex tape the most viewed video on one of the sites it was uploaded to?

 

[garbageraider]

Hard on his luck, and desperate for sex and money, suppose Chris settled on this for a job. How would he fare? What kind of porn would he star in? What pornstar name would he have? These are the three things I wonder if he got a job in the porn industry.

If Chris becomes a porn star, I'm never watching porn again in my life.

 

[OtterParty]

He might find a niche audience in that SomethingAwful person who commissioned swap.avi.

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

Man, am I glad the only porn I ever watch is lesbian porn.

 

[JeffMangum]

Ricardo Chantor would do well in the manchild/whine fetish genre.

So, not that different from Japanese porn then.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, Chris would never get hired. So it would be just like his Sonichu business venture

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What if Chris was an airplane

Wouldn't just be the toilet that smelled.

Brother, Chris would never get hired. So it would be just like his Sonichu business venture

And nothing of value would be lost.

 

[champthom]

You know Chris flew to CA to see Cole, right?

Unless you're fucking with us by shitposting.

What if Chris was an airplane

That's the reason why /cwc/ doesn't allow What If? threads. But frankly, that is probably more enlightening discussion than this.

Seriously, he'd listen to his iPod, play his DS, whatever.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, the Warrior said it best (only replace "HOKE HOGAN" with "Chris", brother):

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[Butta Face Lopez]

If all it took to become a porn star and spend your life making good money banging super hot chicks was being "hard on [your] luck" and just deciding to do it, you would all be well acquainted with my dong by now.

 

[fuzzypickles]

What if Chris had sex with Barb and got her pregnant?

This would be the end result:

Spoiler

Brother, Chris would never get hired. So it would be just like his Sonichu business venture

Indeed, he will never get hired... for a desirable porn role!

 

[c-no]

I'm trying to come up with a scenario where would get another husband or even a boyfriend. But I just can't. I'm not that creative

But I am pretty certain that would just consider him a JERK who stole his mama, regardless of how little his life flow was disrupted.

Here's one I could give you: After spending many, many days without a wife-free husband, Barb decided to go out and venture into the world of bars, trying to find herself a man who could take of her, her hoard, and her son. After searching through many bars, facing rejection and possible run-ins with the police for her behavior, Barb managed to meet a man around her age. The guy was like her in terms of age but he was rich, having served in the military and making good money. He was retired military man and he decided at his age, he should find a wife and a step-child of the appropriate age. After spending a week or two in dating, Barb and her ex-military man marry. Because the old man lived in a small modest apartment, he only had to sell most of his furniture save for a small hoard he was building,and he took with him just his clothes, his honors as a good military man, and his money. When he arrives at 14 Branchland Court, his heart went wild and his love for Barb rose even further when he saw her hoard. Since marriage is a partnership, he threw his junk on Barb's pile. As he moved in, Chris noticed a man unfamiliar to him. There before Barb were the two people in her life, her new husband and her son Chris.

That's all I can come up with, feel free to add what Chris would do.