Containment What If?

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

What if Chris wore a hat?

 

[Donald Duck]

Young Chris would be absolutely traumatized, and Old Chris would shit his panties and do nothing.

What if Chris has his consciousness uploaded into a robot before he dies?

He would, of course, upload his mind into a female robotic sex doll in hopes of continuing his quest for a true and honest lesbian sweetheart, only realize in horror that the only people interested in getting it on with a female sexbot are the filthy males he hates so much, and even worse, his robotic body's programing overrides his own conscious revulsion of doing it with a male, forcing him to go through with the act and trapping him in his own personal hell... for about a year, where he is then deemed outdated and tossed aside for newer more advanced model. Then to add further insult, his parts are sold for scrap and the processor containing his mind is recycled... into an Xbox.

What if Chris was trapped in a Groundhog Day loop?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

What would happen if 14 year-old Christian meets 34 year-old Christine?

What would happen if he was forced to watch, and make commentary, on the FUTURE MESSAGE?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

What if Chris was trapped in a Groundhog Day loop?

He would never notice.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris was trapped in a Groundhog Day loop?

He is.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if someone tried to mug Chris?

 

[LAM]

What if Chris actually managed to win in the sex move battle against Johan?

Johan will be added to the failtroll list, Chris' ego will level up, and he'd upload more videos of him humping a body pillow to various websites regardless of ToS rules.

What if Chris wore a hat?

What kind of hat? He'll pick a fedora because he thinks it'll give him internet credibility points. Or a cowboy hat, so he can pretend to be Applejack (the mlp pony that he used as his avatar). Or maybe a Burger King crown, because he is descended from royalty after all.

But no, the only headgear he'll be wearing will be bad anime wigs.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a construction worker?

 

[IV 445]

Alright guys, put on your sperging caps. We need a killer "What if?" for the 500th page. Spitball me some ideas

 

[Sperglord Dante]

What if Chris wasn't autistic?

 

[Vault Boy]

Alright guys, put on your sperging caps. We need a killer "What if?" for the 500th page. Spitball me some ideas

What if Chris became Patient Zero for some brand new disease?

 

[No Haggle]

What if there really was a boyfriend free girl named Julie, at that house in Ohio?

 

[Hyperion]

What if Chris was a construction worker?

Just add about a hundred pounds and remove all the muscle

 

[ZehnBoat]

what if null was secretly chris chan?

 

[Garfieldchu]

what if null was secretly chris chan?

What do you mean if?

What if Pokemon Go had an Easter egg of Sonichu?

 

[feedtheoctopus]

What if someone tried to mug Chris?

They'd take his wallet and realize he has jack shit in terms of money

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris' Gal Pals put out for him either at the prom, his birthday, or graduation?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris killed himself by accident?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris had simlar powers to Medusa, except instead someone of turning into stone whenever they looked into his eyes, they would become just as autistic as him?

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

What if Chris had simlar powers to Medusa, except instead someone of turning into stone whenever they looked into his eyes, they would become just as autistic as him?

We'd have to make a forum documenting all the autism!