Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

He'd try to make Sonichu the official mascot of Apple. The board would respond by electing an "advisor" that would act as the actual leader of the company.

What if Chris accidently killed Barb during one of his latest shenanigans?

He'd blame it on us claiming we influenced him.

What if Chris was Downloadable Content?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

What if Chris was the Chairman of Apple?

This is what the next iPhone would look like:

The default ringtone would be Chris singing Sonic Boom and the company would be so run into the ground that Chris would be doing YouTube begging videos to the shareholders when the Apple Etsy store failed.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris accidently killed Barb during one of his latest shenanigans?

He'd get arrested and tell the cops that the trolls made him do it.
What if Chris starred in The Room remake?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris starred in The Room remake?

Be a remake in name only. It'd be a horror movie instead.

What if Chris spent the night alone at Camp Crystal Lake?

Spoiler

 

[Vault Boy]

He'd get arrested and tell the cops that the trolls made him do it.
What if Chris starred in The Room remake?

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, JULAY!"

What if Chris was a member of the Railroad from Fallout 4?

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

What if Chris was a member of the Railroad from Fallout 4?

He'd try to give his characters equal rights as people.

What if Chris wandered into an SCP Foundation facility?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had rabies?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris had rabies?

Would't be much different than when he's in a Blarms rage.
What if Chris and Clyde Cash became step brothers?

 

[Apocalypso]

Would be much different than when he's in a Blarms rage.
What if Chris and Clyde Cash became step brothers?

Clyde would CASH into slumber.

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

Do we know why the gal pals were just that -- gals?

I wonder if things would be different for Chris is Bob found Chris some guy pals.

 

[Marvin]

Do we know why the gal pals were just that -- gals?

Guy pals probably would've cost more. In high school I'd have charged a hefty premium to babysit a tard.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an elevator?

Spoiler

He'd always drop to a NEW LOW. Badmtsss

 

[Somar]

What if Chris opened up his own game store to teach Gamestop a lesson for banning him?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

What if Chris opened up his own game store to teach Gamestop a lesson for banning him?

On his first day he would stop thinking about Gamestop and will close his store's doors immediatly. There he will keep playing games untill he is declared bankruptcy.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris lived during the American Civil War?

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chris lived during the American Civil War?

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[Suicidal Emo Panda]

What if Chris lived during the American Civil War?

History books would mention a strange report from a soldier. He claims to have encountered a weird man who's from the Wasabi Clan.

What if Chris resorts to humping a cactus rather than blowup dolls?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris won the world record of worst smelling man?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris won the world record of worst smelling man?

He'd think of it as a genuinely good accomplishment, and gloat about it whenever possible (not knowing what it really means).

What if Chris was a gladiator at the Roman Coliseum?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

He'd think of it as a genuinely good accomplishment, and gloat about it whenever possible (not knowing what it really means).

What if Chris was a gladiator at the Roman Coliseum?

I'm pretty sure feeding garbage to Lions would be considered animal cruelty